Aubrey McLean

DISCLAIMER: Inspired at a random moment in life, this original character is NOT affiliated with Odette Annable.

"Auditions"

Men don't take "no" for an answer not because they want you so bad but because they expect you to be flattered by their attention. When you're annoyed instead, they get offended because they feel entitled to your gratitude. You're a woman, how dare you reject them?!

Nope.

Headaches need to not.

Gonna use this.

Date plans today.

The feminine urge to be dramatic about absolutely nothing and everything all at once because I'm bored.

Turning 30 be like.

@YouDontStandOut I'll grab a second pillow.

@LusciousCrowlet Say less. I'm on my way.

Nope.

@YouDontStandOut Would appreciate it, actually.

@LusciousCrowlet Mind if I join?

Well... this is awkward.

@LornGemini I feel judged. This is how I know him. There isn't much for me to go on.

@LusciousCrowlet That's really all that matters I guess.

"Can I have a latte macchiato to go?" Exhibit A: latte macchiato Exhibit B: latte macchiato in a to go cup I'm tired. It's too early.

@LornGemini He's not that bad. At least in my experience.

@LusciousCrowlet Yeah, can't be too careful with that dude.

@LornGemini Taking notes. I don't know what my bribe would be. Better not think about it out loud. Kol could use it against me.

@LusciousCrowlet I'm easily bribed with coffee or snacks.

@LornGemini Doesn't take much, hah.

@LusciousCrowlet You're the best.

@LornGemini I'll make it with double espresso.

@LusciousCrowlet I'll take the L if it gets caffeine into my system.

@LornGemini Sure, but... stripes.

@LusciousCrowlet Can I tho?