Lusei

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Lusei

Lusei

@Lusei_M

CPUT👨‍🎓| Xhosa|🎶@Simphiwedana|CPT👩‍👩‍👦‍👦|Libra| I press ❤️ & RT for what I like, so ungandinyanzeli sihlobo🤷‍♂️.

South Africa Katılım Haziran 2020
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Lusei
Lusei@Lusei_M·
@Nuna_zd All I know is that we worked very well when Microsoft was launching this phone,we were a Team of 18 in Cape Town and our training centre was in Pinelands or V&A. The food,hours,stipend and benefits🤏🏿zazintle qha ingxaki was classes zase Torque IT🙆🏿
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Nuna🌹✨️@Nuna_zd·
This was the hardest smartphone to use ever😭
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Mnyamani 👑@Zikamnyamane·
Farm criminals caught on camera 🤧
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Lusei@Lusei_M·
@mirah_japhta I stopped attempting that the day my grandmother told us if a fly sticks on it you'll die immediately.
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Daily Noud@DailyNoud·
Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.
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Mirah 🇿🇦@mirah_japhta·
@DailyNoud I know some of you are freaking out coz 3 inches is all you have to begin with.
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Prosper 𝕏@qhamadlula_·
Aph’amanga am?
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Lusei@Lusei_M·
@BalisoMlamli The only way i would it now that it's winter in Cape Town,kumthenga enye jacket or give imali ye jacket and ask for leyana,also it depends ngubani lo ndimnikileyo .....if it's my relatives ndiyfuna nge joke for free but if ngumntu ongathathi ntweni I'll kinda buy it back.Yicele🙆🏿
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Mlamli Baliso@BalisoMlamli·
If you gave someone a bag of clothes and later you realise that in that bag there's a jacket that was put in there by mistake, are you allowed to ask for that jacket back. Its my favourite vintage jacket, I won't find that jacket anywhere again 🙈🥺
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Yanga@Yanga_Co·
Guys i want to start a business in the rurals, i need ideas please. Lets say, R500K capital.
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Ndeeleh❤@sleendeel·
This guy just scammed the whole TL and deleted the account 😭😭😭
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Lusei@Lusei_M·
@sphezi1211 @lelo_mkhondo I was pissed when I read that she craved and went back to buy from her, only to find out it was God's plan😂
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Nompumelelo@lelo_mkhondo·
In middle school there was this lady who sold amagwinya at the school gate. I used to buy from her all the time so she knew me. One day I gave her R20 and took 3 amagwinya. She didn’t have change so I waited while other kids were buying and I ate the amagwinya meanwhile. After a while I reminded her about my change. She looked me dead in the eye and said “zange ungiphe imali mina, manje aphi lawo mangwinya?” 😭 I said “ngiwadlile.” This woman accused me of trying to crook her and never gave me my R17 back. I spent the whole week broke with no snack money and stopped buying from her. A few weeks later I was craving amagwinya badly and she was the only one selling 😭 So I bought again. I gave her R10 and took 3. Because it was busy she somehow thought the R50 in her hand was mine and gave me R47 change 😭😭😭 The way I RAN away from that gate 😭😭😭 I was rich that entire week. Justice was served.
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Kemet 📡@ReadDrinkWater·
To this office I say “Nonke!”
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Lusei@Lusei_M·
@Yanga_Co Ngase ndikuthume uyoxelela ulutsha lase Lady Frere🤞🏿💔😭
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