Baby Yoda

The universe reminds me every time i get caught lacking why he wasn't the right person to father my kids😆

🚨: Chinese biologist Hongmei Wang seeks to extend women's fertile life by making menstruation occur every 3 months. Which would theoretically preserve more eggs and extend the fertile period.

‘You got so many apples today’ ‘Well, I noticed you were eating the others last time so I guessed you liked them’

Whatever my shirt says 😚changed the boots to Clarks because of the walking I'm going to do in town na ni too overdressed for the place we are going 🤣

Lmao that's a funny response right there because i don't even ask this fuckin guy for anything eeeeeeyyyyyy ngúí

@_grande23 ????

@Lush_Pls Ala, ukona shares kwani?🤣🤣

Not a priest preaching against abortion please, yikes

Tumbukiza or rice beans 🫠

A petition for Kenneh arudi Ukambani aki, hiyo Nairobi mtamumaliza na mihadarati

I dated a man once, and because I called him at 1 AM and he picked up right away, I was like, “Could you please come over?” I wanted to be close with him, and we had been dating for a while, so we had already crossed that point. He was like, “I’m so tired. I’ll come first thing in the morning, I promise.” And in my mind, I was like, a husband of mine would never turn me down because I need my man to be ready anytime, any place, at any moment. So I broke up with him because that felt cruel to me. I’m waiting on someone to get this post correct. I’m waiting for somebody to decipher this post

10/10

"I like slim women" but your ex has the biggest ass I've ever seen in my life

Airfryer imenichoma mkoni😭

Okay seriously i better be

Aaaah huyo ameniuzia smokie 50 bob?????

Nope

we don’t do killers over here i’m sorry

@Nviar2 Ngoja abring up the convo💀

Guysssss she took the toys omggggg😭😭😭no we haven’t talked about it should I ask or?

Bad thing about partying in a small town is you meet the customers and I'm here selling loans and I don't even do that anymore

@RealEdwin_88 Ebu nishow

@Lush_Pls Skill issue 🤣

😂😂😂😂mi naishaaaaa ju Niko karibu kuuliza what are we