✦{LYNEY}✦

"A magician never reveals his secrets!" ⊱—————— ⋆✮⋆ ——————⊰ [#LYNEY, MAGICIAN OF DOUBLE ACT, #LYNEYANDLYNETTE ] ⊱—————— ⋆✮⋆ ——————⊰ #GIRP | #GENSHINRP

Weugh . . . Thank you, Lynette . . . [ SNIFFLE ]

A—CHOO!!

[ he is walking back from the show, looking a little disheveled ]

@FontaineCanine [ The magician giggled and wrapped his arms around his shoulders, smirking ] Good~ that’s what I like to hear!~ I’m sure your office has locks, yes? Why don’t we put them to use for a bit~

@LyneyLeMagicien It was amusing how the magician had to do so much to reach Wrio’s ear.. but that amusement quickly changed into one of realization. “Oh! I mean… Yes, of course. We can do all those naughty things again. For as many times as you like.” His arm wrapped around that dainty waist.

@FontaineCanine [ he sighed and hopped up on a box, pulling him closer and whispering in his ear, a very blunt, vulgar, and impressively bold suggestion of all the things they could do ] There! Now do you get it big guy?

@LyneyLeMagicien "I.. erm.." He rubbed the area of his head that Lyney knocked on. "I suppose you'll have to be more direct. Lay it on me."

@FontaineCanine . . . . . [ he hops up and knocks on his head a few times ] Is anyone home in there or am I going to have to be direct?

@LyneyLeMagicien On.. On what ?

@FontaineCanine WUAGH— I will simply gargle on it sir.

@LyneyLeMagicien ... Excuse me?

Aha— yes well . . . Freminet didn’t sneak seventeen whole crabs into the Chioriya Boutique . . . . . . [ he places his hands behind his back, pouting a little ]

In the fortress! Yes I was deep under water! In a . . . Cute little holding cell !

. . . Aha— for being the most amazing and awesome brother and magician in all of Fontaine, of course!

!!! Lynette! Aha— . . . I was arrested

[ Yaaaaaawn!! ] Nothing wrong with a little cat nap . . . ZzzZzz . . .

“When you sow love, joy will grow” ⊱—————— ⋆✮⋆ ——————⊰ [ FILICIA, THE DAUGHTER OF PANTALONE ] ⊱—————— ⋆✮⋆ ——————⊰ #GIRP | #GENSHINRP | #OCRP

@FontaineCanine [ he is trying to grin but eventually sighs and sulks ] Yeah no I can’t talk it up the air here is so terrible for my skin I’m going to break out!

@LyneyLeMagicien Er. Well, I suppose there is a certain appealing ambiance to the Fortress, being underwater and all. ..But I definitely don’t think it’s good for your appearance. You don’t want to ruin your perfectly smooth skin, do you?

GOOD MORNING GOOD PEOPLE OF FONTAINE! Apologies for my disappearance! I was in the fortress.

@FontaineCanine I was . . . . . . Simply enjoy the ambiance, of course! Yes the damp rusty air does wonders on the skin aha—

@LyneyLeMagicien What exactly, er… were you doing?

@FontaineCanine Aha yes I was doing very secret business! I am a master of the disappearing act, you know ;)

@LyneyLeMagicien Wait, you were? The whole time? And yet I don’t recall seeing you once…

@FontaineCanine I don’t think it is!

@LyneyLeMagicien That doesn’t seem healthy!

Good evening everyone! I have not slept in 27 hours!