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@DakotaH89060801 @EastBayChris Why it’s so funny

@EastBayChris The level of internet addict you have to be to get this.

First image of Kyle Shanahan recovering in the hospital after his accident has been released:

@DonaldToli66380 @mattkalish @haralabob @RufusPeabody Beer store selling beer?

@mattkalish @haralabob @RufusPeabody you’re not going to convince anyone that DK was not a vehicle to transfer money from gambling addicts to yourself. no one buys the “entertainment product” nonsense, it’s like your fent dealer claiming “Fent is NOT a career it’s an entertainment product”. like ok, thanks dealer.

Closest parallel to Kalish’s career arc would be if Pete Rose had gone on to become an advocate for integrity in baseball.

@ABC You think she asked him to wash his dishes or put down the toilet seat

BREAKING: The wife of Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy was shot by the couple’s son at their home, according to ESPN. abcnews.visitlink.me/wqVNYC

@LainEsper @artfuIchaos The rest is peaceful you just want to call it something else

@artfuIchaos You mean the tamed nature that exists around you is peaceful. Real nature is far less peaceful and far more stressful.

maybe the reason nature feels so peaceful is because nothing is trying to be anything other than what it is.

@doeswhaatIwant @MattWalshBlog Nah

Just saw The Odyssey. Despite what you may have heard, literally all of the criticisms by conservatives were entirely correct. The movie is just as woke as you fear, if not more so. The DEI casting is atrocious. Completely takes you out of the story right from the beginning. But even worse than that is Nolan’s decision to turn Odysseus into an anachronistic whiney, solemn shell of a man plagued by “trauma” and guilt. It’s impossible to overlook these flaws because the film itself is not terribly entertaining or well constructed. For the most part it is disjointed, dull, self-serious, disenchanted, somehow feeling both verbose and overly rushed at the same time. The dialogue is some of the worst I’ve ever heard in a “critically acclaimed” film. “On the nose” and “clunky” are descriptions that can’t even begin to describe this script. At no point in the story does Nolan ever transport the audience to the ancient world. You never feel like you’re 3,000 years in the past. You feel like you’re watching modern Americans put on a pageant, because you are. Nobody would be calling this thing a masterpiece if it was made by a director not named Christopher Nolan.

@KelcyMahomes @clarkgaines @PaigeSpiranac @ForePlayPod Idk how will they without the trophy

Bryson going back and forth with rules officials claiming he improved his lie on the 5th hole of today’s round 🍿🍿🍿

@Rishibets I’m curious your thoughts but Mbappé doesn’t strike me to care about 3rd place as Messi this could be his last to get all the goals. You never know Mbappé could be pissed and get a hat trick

If they tie it resolves No, they're currently tied at 8. Messi 2 more games, Mbappé one (if he even plays, I'm still hoping they hold him out with that ankle injury or just let some other guys get playing time)

If anyone's interested kalshi.com/markets/kxwcme… I screwed up and completely forgot about the 3rd place game when betting Mbappé Not to have more goals then Messi, and since I'm trying to de-risk and eat a loss, I've moved the market somewhat so that the Mbappé No side is good

@Rishibets The hair bro

Why is Brandon marsh getting Ohtani-level camera time

@BigT44DFS Okay we made it, big round for us

@BigT44DFS Jinx incoming

Dude just keeps saying Schwarber is moving on it’s killing me

@thejustinwelsh Guys sign up for his course! He gonna make you all rich

Every paycheck you get is evidence that someone else figured out how to monetize your skills better than you did.

@tomandmartys Pretty amazing to be honest

Someday I’ll look back at this and laugh. Probably from an insane asylum. But still.

@bordersroad @realDonaldTrump Gets it done

ty @realDonaldTrump

@tomandmartys Please no troll

Balogun red card overturned!!! Yes sir!!!

@bordersroad Gotta take off the big foe necklace

Tiafoe 9 set points my guy

@Rishibets Dude was getting a tampon in the nose in ET for a minute and there was goal and celebration and it’s blown 12 seconds after

How did they blow the whistle exactly at 98 minutes to the SECOND when there was clearly a big stoppage for a free kick during stoppage time? I never want to hear about how accurate and exact stoppage time is again

@realTobiAkinbo @espn @JeffDarlington Not the best female

@espn @JeffDarlington I need an honest answer: Is Serena Williams the greatest tennis player ever, male or female? 🍿👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️

Serena Williams' status to play in women's doubles at Wimbledon is uncertain after she suffered a knee injury during her first singles match in nearly four years. @JeffDarlington shares more:

@FreddyLA7 @katesbooksnooks Intercourse,PA

@katesbooksnooks Where in Ohio/Pennslyvania would you recommend visiting an Amish community? Also, is there anything we should keep in mind when visiting? We’d like to be respectful and not disturb anyone.

Driving through Ohio. Towns like this are why we’re trying to avoid the interstates and take the slower roads instead. These are the kinds of places we want to see. This feels like peak America.🇺🇸

@heweymack2449 Agree with the media, and after just being at Aronomick it seemed so dead which is why the one or 2 hecklers stood out so much. It’s a hard place to get to but if I didn’t hit out right on Clark I’d say probably a disappointment

They were also booing Wyndham and rooting for his ball to go in bunker but I think media was massively clowning on Wyndham all week and then were asking themselves why people were acting the way they were on Sunday which I find kind of ridiculous after they themselves were stirring that pot most of the week.

Thinking taking away major championships from New York (one of the best golf areas in the entire world) because fans were cheering for the world number 1 to win a career grand slam on his birthday over someone who was 6 shots up on Sunday is the answer is one of the most outrageous takes I've seen in a long time.