𝑹𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑬𝒐𝒔

"Ahh...my birthday again. Yet it hardly feels like I get any older."

Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day

"Thanks. Robes like these aren't cheap." He flashed a smirk whilst adjusting his tie.

"What are you looking at?"

Wakes up. The planet is now destroyed