Jimmy Lahey

@J_Swish24 These things happen

First time using TSA touchless was all but a great experience. As I went thru the newly formulated system, one of the 8 different lanes TSA features in terminal 3 at PHX Sky Harbor I was quickly greeted by a TSA agent upon clearing the initial metal detector screening. He told me quickly I needed to be further screened and was flagged for a colonoscopy despite only being 32 years young. As he casually put a rubber glove on and asked me if I wanted to have the procedure done here out in the open or a private room, he had my pants down at my ankles faster than P. Diddy at a freak off. I told him I wasn’t comfortable with either option let alone a non qualified individual shoving his fingers up my hoop. TSA touch-less quickly became TSA butt stuff. Thank god an extremely flamboyant Frontier flight attendant named Lance, volunteered for the random selection and happily accepted. I will never speak negatively about Frontier only having gay flight attendants ever again. He literally took one for the team. -People’s, heading to the guts of MONTREAL

@heatdaddy69420 @HNIS_Official Need football guys part 2 @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

Are football guys are the best kind of guys? Breaking down football guys on @HNIS_Official

Quarterbacks Registered as Republican: Dak Prescott Jaxson Dart Drake Maye Justin Herbert Josh Allen Lamar Jackson Patrick Mahomes Bryce Young Jared Goff Joe Burrow CJ Stroud Daniel Jones Kirk Cousins Aaron Rodgers Matthew Stafford Cam Ward Baker Mayfield Brock Purdy Tyler Shough Kyler Murray Bo Nix Trevor Lawrence Sam Darnold Fernando Mendoza Not disclosed: Caleb Williams Jayden Daniels Jordan Love Geno Smith Malik Willis Quarterbacks Registered as Democrat: Jalen Hurts

My girlfriend just left me and is moving to Lansing. GOD DAMN YOU CHAD!!!

Me and the boys tuning into TNT at 7 o’clock tonight #canefederacy

@GLStatepolitcs @FirstT1meCaller Nigga you’re a fan of Xavier hoops😂shut up dawg

@FirstT1meCaller And couldn’t even make a Bowl Game

We owned him September 6 2025

@Circleside0 @FirstT1meCaller Classless is Rod’s middle name

@FirstT1meCaller @M0wingTheAir Classless

@ChaseOrgeron Eat a salad please. Those arteries look clogged🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fuck you Tom Izzo

@barstoolsports Made it farther than the bruins you fucking cokehead cuck

@barstoolsports I can’t wait for Dave’s stimulant induced heart attack. I will laugh and smile and celebrate so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We should have seen this coming

Me watching Alex Tuch play hockey

@LSU_COACH_WADE @CanadiensMTL I want her head on a stake. #MAGA #51stState

@M0wingTheAir @CanadiensMTL Thank you Jimmy your support means a lot

ALEX NEWHOOK. LE HÉROS DES MATCHS 7!!!!!! ALEX NEWHOOK. THE GAME 7 HERO!!!!!! #GoHabsGo

@TDGully @barstoolsports Get shot Ty

@barstoolsports Bunch of bum ass pussies

Buffalo and Overtime It’s always pain

@ligmaballzzz__ @barstoolsports Hell yes. Dave needs to be put down!

@barstoolsports You fucking Jewish losers couldn’t wait to post this. Oh well at least we aren’t child pedos like that faggot dave.

@RancidFernando @barstoolsports Get shot

@barstoolsports They’re gonna complain about overtime rules again. “We should have been given another chance to score after they did!”

@barstoolsports Cute tell Dave I own him and want him d3ad

@OwenP29 Send him to Guam. The fact that he’s 27 snapping my sisters friends is disturbing. He had no aura and also has covid

Apologies, first angle I shared was deceptive, this puck doesn’t get tipped on the way in. No bueno from UPL.