mari ☻

ariana grande album so SCRUMPTIOUS i audibly moaned driving to work today

men act like not wanting to see men kissing means it shouldn’t happen in public… okay and i don’t wanna see your gigantic saggy titties and folded nipples at the beach but i still have to

it pains me to my core that i’m in miami and can’t go to crushed in brighton

daniel preda probably

“why can’t it be halloween all year” i fear that’s called cosplay babe… embrace it

@ELEANORXNEALE i’m kinda living for her humiliating the fuck out of him episode one and leaving his online persona forever though 🤣

ariel fulmer is beautiful sweet ethereal adorable, it’s always the world’s most chopped men destroying the lives of our queens

@theadammcintyre LMFAOOO i was making one of my own dog and i had to one of the girls 🤣

i’m crying at this

the worst person you know is trying to get tickets for Ariana grande rn

justice for ariana florida stans seatgeek you WILL pay for your crimes

if only ariana had just played in miami like she usually does we wouldn’t be stuck on seatgeek rn

getting kicked from eternal sunshine queues just because i had to use campus wifi is sooooo disappointing.

@theadammcintyre ab = jd… i see the vision

the concept of ethan klein being donald trump and trisha paytas being joe biden

@theadammcintyre right… i’m sure that’s it 😭😭

AHAHSHDHAHAHAHSHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

love is real

so sabrina is “setting women back” w her new album cover, but nobody gave partynextdoor HALF as much shit for the cover of p4…. make it make sense

as someone who was around for the dnp younow days guys plssss it was not a serious ass dissertation it was a quick summary. there’s no reason to be angry it wasn’t even disrespectful 🫩

@frailst4te @theadammcintyre not sure why youre coming at me sideways but i thought this was a good opportunity to discuss a scenario where fans overstepping was successfully corrected. i haven’t kept up w them in a few years but if you watched adam’s deep dive it was literally completely respectful 😭😭😭

@M3RIDUH @theadammcintyre if you have enough of a fuck to watch their recent tour you'd know why a deep dive is not warranted !

girl i was bored on my long ass flight to orlando and deep dived dan and phil because people keep coming to my shows wearing dan and phil merch so i was like lemme figure out who these twinks are should i do the vid? or is it stupid

@itsameellieg @theadammcintyre it was so wildddd they deserved so much better