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@brfootball He chose "lot of kids" as an argument, yet Young Boys destroyed ManU today.

@Sedos252 @FCBayern Ich wette meine linke Niere, dass Neuer Nagelsmann höchstpersönlich anruft und absagt. Der Mann möchte auch im Sommer endlich mal Skifahren.

@FCBayern Und der soll zur WM? Der Körper schafft doch kaum noch ein paar Spiele am Stück

Muskuläre Probleme bei Manuel Neuer Manuel Neuer muss wegen muskulärer Probleme in der linken Wade vorerst kürzertreten. Das ergab eine Untersuchung durch die medizinische Abteilung des FC Bayern. Der Kapitän wurde am Samstag im Bundesliga-Heimspiel gegen den 1. FC Köln in der 60. Minute angeschlagen ausgewechselt. 👉 fcbayern.com/PorZL

@WojcichSzczesny They aren't hiding it, shout it out

Thank God.😎👏🏻💨

@shakira @FIFAWorldCup @burnaboy Recognise that she only showed the balls from '06, '10, and '14. Russia and Qatar left out. Intentional?

From Maracaná Stadium, here is “Dai Dai,” the @FIFAWorldCup Official Song 2026. Coming 5/14. We’re ready! ⚽️🐺 @burnaboy

@NSarstedt @VintageFairFan @anishmoonka @mehdirhasan You mean the flight attendant? Which is in turn a job with much human contact. She could have been working some days without noticing it.

@VintageFairFan @anishmoonka @mehdirhasan Plus now, another person who happened to be on the same plane but has no other relation to the cruise, is infected as well 😃

Three people just died of hantavirus on a Dutch cruise ship. The strain kills nearly 40% of the people it infects. And yet no virologist on earth is panicking about a pandemic, because the reason it stays small is one of the strangest rules in disease science. The rule is simple. The deadlier a virus is, the harder it is to spread. If a virus kills you in days, you can't ride a bus, board a plane, or even leave the hospital. You're in a bed or a body bag. Either way, the virus killed its only ride. Hantavirus has been around for at least 70 years, but fewer than 1,000 Americans have ever caught it. The CDC says it kills 38% of those who do. The cruise ship strain, called Andes, kills closer to 40%. If hantavirus spread like COVID, it would kill billions. But it can't. Most hantaviruses spread only one way. You breathe in tiny dust particles from rat or mouse pee, droppings, or spit. No mice in your house, no virus. The cruise ship is the rare exception, because the Andes strain can spread between people, but it usually needs close contact like spouses sharing a bed. A Johns Hopkins virologist called Andes spread "unbelievably rare." Compare it to the viruses that scared the world. Ebola kills 60 to 90% of people, but only through bodily fluids and only late in the illness, so each patient passes it to fewer than 2 others. SARS killed 10% before being wiped out in 8 months. MERS killed 35% but never spread far beyond the Middle East. None of them became pandemics, because the spread was always too slow. Then COVID showed up. It killed about 1 in every 100 people who caught it. That is almost nothing compared to hantavirus. But COVID was mild enough that you could work for a week without knowing. You would ride the bus, hug your kid, eat lunch with a coworker, and infect four other people. It killed 7 million. Flu works the same way. Mild fever, sore throat, but you still drag yourself to school or the office. The virus walks right into the next host. Hantavirus is the opposite. Within 4 to 10 days, your lungs fill with fluid. There's no medicine that fights it and no vaccine to prevent it. The only treatment is a machine that breathes for you, and even that just cuts the death rate from 50% to 20%. Every outbreak, from 3,200 UN soldiers in the Korean War, to the 1993 Four Corners cases, to Gene Hackman's wife Betsy Arakawa last year, traces back to mice. The viruses that worry scientists are the boring ones. The ones that give you a sniffle for a week and let you walk around the city while you're contagious. Hantavirus, brutal as it is, never had the spread to do real damage.

@Azidhri @LordChrono17 @FabrizioRomano You have 0 followers btw

@M4dZed @LordChrono17 @FabrizioRomano You're very clearly delusional

🚨 OFFICIAL: FC Bayern are OUT of the Champions League 2025/26. ❌👋🏼

@Azidhri @LordChrono17 @FabrizioRomano Without him we wouldn't even be in the games against Paris

@M4dZed @LordChrono17 @FabrizioRomano Clearly is lol he almost made them lose vs Madrid and didn't do shit at Paris

@LordChrono17 @FabrizioRomano Neuer surely isn't the problem here

@FabrizioRomano It was a good run. But their bad defense and goalkeeper killed them. They need to move on from neur and Kimmich lol

@helga29851153 @NiklasNo7 @FCBayern Das ändert nichts an der Tatsache

@NiklasNo7 @FCBayern Wird noch gewechselt 👍

Heidenheim mit dem zweiten Treffer. 🔴 #FCBFCH | 0-2 | 31’

@Helufcb @FcBayernisGoat @DAZN_DE Dabei ist das doch ein "Highlight-Spiel" und wird angeblich auch in HDR ausgestrahlt. Merke ich nichts von.

@FcBayernisGoat @DAZN_DE ist wirklich peinlich, kann nicht sein dass die dafür so viel geld fordern

.@DAZN_DE Wie kann das eigentlich sein dass ich 45€ bezahle um das Spiel mit der Qualität zu gucken als würde ich mit 42 arabischen Pop-ups und russischem Kommentator auf irgendeiner shady Website gucken? Also 720p und eine verschwommene Spielstandanzeige kann echt nicht sein

@TouchlineX He actually said "he will go to school starting with the third lesson"

🚨🗣️ Joshua Kimmich: "I just hope all the kids in Germany are allowed to stay up a little longer tonight." "And I hope my wife also allowed our son to stay up a little longer… He will be going to school tomorrow."

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

@Gabriel_BVB_03 @ChampJustin16 @PinguinJj @FoliBVB Also an den beiden habe ich eher weniger auszusetzen, Vagnoman sah alt aus im 1vs1 vorm Gegentor aber sonst haben unsere IVs einiges abgeräumt.

@ChampJustin16 @PinguinJj @FoliBVB Sorry aber Hummels und boateng war eine Weltklasse IV. Jetzt haben wir Schlotte der wenn er in form ist an der Weltklasse kratzt und tah der solide ist.

Keine Ahnung ob man aus der LSP was mitnehmen kann. Nagelsmann wirkt komplett beratungsresistent, stellt teilweise komplett ohne Plan auf, statt auf formstarke Spieler zu setzen und so das Momentum zu nutzen um erfolgreich zu spielen. Stattdessen spielen immer Dieselben. Ätzend.

Das war tatsächlich traumhaft gespielt #gergha

Karl muss mit!!! #gergha

Bro so rare he booked a photoshoot right away

A rare colocolo cat has been sighted in Chile.

@AydinAcarKeskin @iMiaSanMia Goretzka just watched him shoot. That's embarrassing

@iMiaSanMia Baumann might need to be benched

Goal Monteiro (79') 🇨🇭 3-3 🇩🇪

Jetzt sind wir im Spiel. #suiger

@junior240768 Das war primär nicht sein Fehler

Kimmich 😂😂 #SUIGER

@Iltis88 @DFB_Team Weil er da die Räume zieht, das hat bei der EM auch so funktioniert

Ich mag Kai Havertz, aber warum spielt der Mann wieder im Sturm? Das haben wir jahrelang gespielt und es hat selten funktioniert. Setzt den Mann auf die 10 und Woltemade auf die 9 und gut ist! #SUIGER #Nationalmannschaft @DFB_Team #DFB