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@MACHISMORANG
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀Did yeh hear 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 ? I'm 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉.ᐟ.ᐟ
18+, MDNI Katılım Ekim 2023
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@DIICKHERTZ YEAH, i put tampons up me nose. they're way better th'n balled up TP that falls out the second y' hit a bump in the road— and i was movin' damn near Flash speeds!
( not even close to Flash speeds. just fast. )
and, we DIDN'T have a mop. stole a swiffer from the loud neighbors.
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@MACHISMORANG [ he takes the tissue, holding it to his nose. he doesn't seem bothered by it, it'd heal soon enough. he grins. ]
you put tampons up your nose? that's wild.
... thanks for mopping, though. I didn't even know we had a mop.
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@DIICKHERTZ i reckon first things first, we stop that drippy nose o' yours— before yer undo even more of me hard work.
( already starting towards the bathroom, where he's grabbing some toilet paper. )
Harley used t' give me tampons when she'd break me nose, but i ain't got none here, so..
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@MACHISMORANG [ reaching out and taking his hand, getting up off the floor. it is a lot cleaner now, at least. ]
yeah... and least there ain't any nails poking up outta the floor anymore, either. what do you wanna do today?
[ dripping blood everywhere. ]
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@DIICKHERTZ that's wot shoes are for, yeh?
( giving his face a little squeeze n' shake before letting go and standing up— offering a hand to help Dick up, too. )
floor's hardly smooth anyway!
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@MACHISMORANG [ looks up at him. cute, in a pathetic way. he's heard that before. ]
mhnn... now the floor's got no grip, dude.
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@DIICKHERTZ ( Digger pops a squat overhead just to cup the other's chin, cheesing. 's cute, in a pathetic way. )
got sick of me boots making all that sticky-noise with every step i took. figured i'd do us both a favor, yehs?
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@MACHISMORANG [ groooooans. looks up, lil nosebleed. ]
asshole... the fuck did you mop for? I can taste bleach...
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( smile falters ever so slightly— that name sounds familiar. Digger had quite the laugh when he'd first heard of someone calling themself that;
then quickly been informed of exactly what the 'Polka-Dot Man' could do. maybe, just maybe, he should be a little nicer. )
𑣲 𝐶𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃ᴵᴺᴱ。@MQRTlS
⠀ i’m 𝑎bner, uhm, krill. or the ﹙ . ͟.͟ . ﹚ polka — dot man. i know. it’s stupid. ⠀
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@DIICKHERTZ ( having *quite the laugh at that one. when he finally composes himself; )
g'day, Dickie!
i mopped this mornin'— can yer tell?
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@MACHISMORANG [ and he's dropping to the floor face-first. oof. ]
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┄┄┄┄┄ 🦕 ☼
𝐉𝐎 𝐆𝐀𝐃𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐈 ,
“ 𝙶𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙴𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝓑𝙰𝙱𝚈𝙻𝙾𝙽。 “
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♡ . — ꒰ गढ़वी ꒱@jurassicurses
⠀ ⠀ 𝓑𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝙵ᴿᴼᴹ ᵀᴴᴱ 𝙿𝙰𝚂𝚃 .ᐟ ⠀
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( the *whole time? explains why this bloke's so awkward— three years in solitary certainly had him wired for a bit, too. )
𑣲 𝐶𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃ᴵᴺᴱ。@MQRTlS
⠀ been ﹙ . ͟.͟ . ﹚ in the isolation ward the whole time. ⠀
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( grimace— the slightest bit of guilt creeping into his expression. )
aw, brother...
y' ain't gonna cry, are ya, mate? didn't mean t' make yer cry--
𑣲 𝐶𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃ᴵᴺᴱ。@MQRTlS
⠀ ❲ lip wobble. about to Cry. ❳ ⠀
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so i've HEARD, mate. ( picking his nose. )
got a PROBLEM wivvit?
𑣲 𝐶𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃ᴵᴺᴱ。@MQRTlS
⠀ i’m —— i’m not a wimp. you’re 𝑙oud. ⠀
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