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Somebody asked what I've been working on. 😄 Well — there's this 👇 You're 50. You ask about your erections, and they hand you ONE number and a shrug. It's almost always misread. An erection's a report card on 4 systems — not a switch. Here's the panel that gets you a REAL answer 🧵👇

@tafokwesiarthur Saggy skin or no saggy skin that’s still quite the accomplishment that can inspire many.

A man shares his workout journey after losing tons of fat. The doctors on the tl please how is he going to fix the hanging skin??

@unusual_whales He knows. Rotting brains one cell at a time. Wonder what he lets them view for that hour and a half ?

Peter Thiel has said he lets his two young children use screens for only an hour and a half per week, per FORTUNE

@PathOfBrutal A tip most men will never need to use in their lifetime.

Rules for Having S*x with a V!rgin (Newly Married) 1. Use your fingers first..

@Mappy6984 He wears a 5 year olds backpack to make it look normal sized.

Wow not only is he retarded but damn he's really tiny

@Polymarket Hopefully no one takes the starting block forgetting to remove the needle from their butt.

JUST IN: The "Steroid Olympics" announces a $10 million bounty to beat Usain Bolt’s 100m world record at the 2027 Enhanced Games.

@matthew_labosco I know someone like this. They compound it by waking everyday by pounding a full pot of coffee. System is stuck and will never recover. Nothing changes if nothing changes.

High cortisol is the real reason you wake up at 3-4 AM. It also shaves 5 years off your life — tanks testosterone, locks belly fat, literally shrinks your brain. If I wanted to fix it without medication, here are 8 things I'd do every day: 1. No food 3 hours before bed.

@newstart_2024 It’s crazy that we all know that it does it but we’ve conditioned ourselves to think “it is what it is”. Fascinating they were able to get us to accept it so quickly. It’s never going back. Gotta be tough to be a kid growing up in such a surveillance world.

Erik Prince dropped a straight-up creepy fact on Tucker Carlson. You close the bathroom door. You pull the shower curtain. But you happily put your phone on the nightstand… where it listens to everything. He says people talk about needing a new mattress in bed and wake up to mattress ads. Even worse: Android phones spike 50MB of data around 3 AM — basically uploading your pillow talk to the mothership. This one actually made me paranoid. I’ve had those exact “how did they know?” moments too many times. We’ve casually invited surveillance into the most private parts of our lives. Do you still sleep with your phone right next to your bed?

@TheLaikYobaz I’m sorry WHAT ?! 🤯

Donald Trump'ın oğlu Donald Jr. bugün Jeffrey Epstein'ın bankacısının kızıyla evlendi. Sizce tüm bunlar tesadüf mü?

@AlpacaAurelius Adapt or be overcome. Life takes it easy on no one.

"youve changed" fuck yeah i have. if youre not a new person every 5 years youre not growing fast enough.

@DocPriyamMD I have plenty of extra if you need a donation.

Patient 45yrs|Male : Sir, what does having ear hair mean, and why does my older brother not have any? It's easy to write off as aging, but this patient is younger than his unaffected sibling.

@HunterBiden No one has written to you Hunter. Good try though pretending you’re relevant. Your legacy will be a dropped bag of cocaine.

Thousands of you have written to me about your recovery since I opened up about mine. Some of you are years sober. Some of you just made it through a hard day and wanted someone to know. And I will tell you what I tell everyone: you are not alone. You never are.

@newstart_2024 Can I get a verdict on Dr Gundrys Olive Oil please ? That’s been my go to.

Chef Andrew Gruel called out a major olive oil scam. A huge amount of imported “Italian” extra virgin olive oil is cut with cheap seed oils. Real EVOO has a bold, peppery, slightly bitter kick. The fake stuff is often bland and neutral. I’ve always trusted Italian and Greek olive oil, but stories like this make me double-check labels and taste more carefully now. We pay premium prices for what we believe are serious health benefits. Getting mostly seed oil defeats the whole point. Do you check the origin and actual taste of your olive oil, or just go by the bottle?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Your friend should apply to DOGE and help cut down on wasteful spending.

My one insanely autistic Chad friend calculated the CPN (cost per nut) of the last 10 girls he hooked up with in NYC Girl 1: 3 dates, cocktails + dinner + Uber home = $284 Girl 2: 1 date, west village walk and brought over = $0 Girl 3: 4 dates, dinner, wine bar, brunch = $618 Girl 4: 1 date, met at bar after midnight = $27 Girl 5: 2 dates, coffee + dive bar = $74 Girl 6: 2 dates, apartment wine night + late night tacos = $96 Girl 7: 5 dates, Yankees game, 2 dinners, rooftop drinks = $913 (got not feeling connection text) Girl 8: 1 date, espresso martinis = $82 Girl 9: 3 dates, sushi, cocktails, comedy show = $441 Girl 10: 1 date, shared pitcher at random bar = $36 Average CPN: $257.10

@rawsalerts @Desert_Flame1 How can one flee an energy weapon ? Won’t they just readjust the coordinates ? She should’ve just said he hung himself.

🚨#BREAKING: Reporter who was investigating Epstein now fleeing the country due to alleged "direct energy weapons" attack.

@stats_feed Read it twice. Still no idea what this means?

Severe anxiety can cause ejaculation

@brain_stimulus This needs to be talked about more. What is going on ? How is this possible ? Or is this Soviet fake news ? What aren’t these monks telling us.

🚨LE TEMPS S’ACCÉLÈRE VRAIMENT 😱 💥En 1968, une horloge soviétique montre les secondes qui passent normalement. En 2025, la même horloge tourne presque DEUX FOIS plus vite. Ce n’est pas qu’une impression. Les moines du Mont Athos — qui utilisent depuis des siècles les mêmes bougies fabriquées à la main pour 24 heures — constatent aujourd’hui que ces bougies brûlent bien plus longtemps que 24 heures. Leurs prières quotidiennes, qui duraient toujours le même temps, prennent maintenant nettement plus longtemps. Ils l’affirment clairement : 1968 = 24 heures 2026 = ±18–19 heures Quelque chose de fondamental est en train de changer dans le flux même du temps. Avez-vous aussi l’impression que les jours passent de plus en plus vite ? 👇

@newstart_2024 Who drinks two ?

Andrew Huberman dropped a very direct take on alcohol. Alcohol is poison. Zero is better than any amount. If you drink, two per week should be your absolute ceiling. Beyond that, UK Brain Bank data shows measurable brain shrinkage and nerve loss with every extra drink. We love the idea of “moderate is fine,” but the brain imaging data is getting harder to ignore. Every extra glass quietly chips away at your brain over time. Do you think two drinks a week is realistic, or is zero the smarter long-term move?

May be time for a full panel bloodwork. Could be as simple as a vitamin deficiency. I was pretty surprised at the simple vitamins I was lacking when I had one done a year ago. Once corrected made a nice difference mind and body. Find a functional medicine doctor if you want a real work up.

Not gonna lie… I’ve been struggling lately. Some days I’m fine, and other days my mind just beats the hell out of me for no reason. I’ll sit there wanting to answer texts, clean the house, do literally anything productive… and I just can’t move. And the messed up part is most people can’t even tell. I still joke around. I still say “I’m good.” I still show up. But deep down I’ve been tired in a way sleep doesn’t fix. I know I’m not the only person feeling like this right now, so if you are too… you don’t have to pretend in here. What’s been the hardest part for you lately?

@FosterThePrnxtr As long as u cut the camera quick to a black lady dancing the credibility skyrockets.

Honestly, when you're not a child, this looks absolutely absurd lmao. Like, this choreography sucks. People really thought they could dance back then. 😂

@MatrixMysteries Why the long face.

An American checked into an MGM resort in Las Vegas. The room was already hundreds a night. Then came $87 for the cheapest steak, $138 for a ribeye, and $37 for a glass of Cabernet. This is what corporate greed has done to Vegas.