stop the carriage—LAURIE

⋮ how does the saying go? oh right… karma is a bitch. ♯ literate / crack ; ♯ ships with chem only ; ♯ black winged seraphim ; ♯ warrior & artist ; ♯ bisexual (no lean) — ss.

Warning: AI is literally destroying our planet. As someone that prays for its downfall, I will not write with anyone that uses gen AI. Racism, homophobia, sexism, etc. will be blocked on sight.

⋮ how does the saying go? oh right… karma is a bitch. ♯ literate / crack ; ♯ ships with chem only ; ♯ black winged seraphim ; ♯ warrior & artist ; ♯ bisexual (no lean) — ss.

It takes AI 1.5 liters of water to answer a simple yes or no question. Just imagine drinking a gallon of water to just comprehend this sentence.

@Avyansx @grok All of you asking silly questions to AI , should know that it consumes almost 20 millions ml /day of drinking water just to cool down its data centre . Plz avoid it 🙏🙏

@kutxrz First of all, there are more places to have sex that isn’t my room. Secondly, how can I teach you anything if we can’t be alone? Third, liar liar pants on fire.

@MANACLEDSERAPH IT IS THE ONLY ONE BECAUSE ITS TRUE DUMBY?! I’m going to combust

RING RING! • New post from @.solaurent: Testing this new baby.

@kutxrz … You can’t even come up with a better excuse. So no money, no cleaning. What can you ever offer?

@MANACLEDSERAPH I mean, I can’t offer myself. Your brother would kill me. Might be too close to you. He doesn’t like that I can be in your room.

@kutxrz No. Instead of you thinking I will have sex with just anyone, why don’t you deep clean my room weekly?

@MANACLEDSERAPH So we have a deal?

@kutxrz If you call him a manwhore I suppose he’s being fed well enough.

@MANACLEDSERAPH We need to feed the man somehow

And you big shit

@kutxrz … Are you a pimp, too?

@MANACLEDSERAPH How do we feel about sexual favours with the person of your dreams— as long as its a manwhore called Dean

@STRAWBERRYVALK @.solaurent: If he says no to a kiss from a beautiful person, kick him in the balls. That’s not him.

@MANACLEDSERAPH @ 𝗴𝘄𝘆𝗻𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗮: Should I give him a greeting kiss or is it very weird?

@STRAWBERRYVALK @.solaurent: In that case, make sure to come say hi if you see him.

@MANACLEDSERAPH @ 𝗴𝘄𝘆𝗻𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗮:I am, thank you. When I pass by him.

So you ARE blind

@.solaurent: thanks!

@kutxrz Depends on the money you’re willing to pay

@MANACLEDSERAPH Wanna tutor this dumb jock?

RING RING! • New post from @.solaurent: Tata absolutely mogging me 🐈‍⬛

@.solaurent: love it when you write my name

@kutxrz Then a dummie. I knew the muscles and hot face were hiding something

@MANACLEDSERAPH No I’m not fucking blind?!

I wonder how long it’ll take him to block me

@.solaurent: you also have zero originality

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