Michael “Gator” Allen

Found some underwear in the shorts drawer… yea that laundry can wait a couple more days

@TheExtremeMusi1 Layne Staley

Who's missing???

Ex broke up with her boyfriend. Guess who’s got a formal date now!

@mmmmchip24 @sirchesterIV Who was it

@sirchesterIV I did it last year it’s easy

How does one uninvite someone to formal

@LTCornbread69 I’m there in spirit

Who wants to drink beer with me tonight

@BenderBlue72 Agreed my mom found the zyns over spring break too

Eating good in the neighborhood

Apparently I should have told mom I use less than 1-2 zyns a day. She thought big tobacco was taking advantage of me. I also definitely use more than that.

@PaulFineBurner The Atlanta braves still lose to many games

And the New South, thank God, is still the same.

@thepring13 Got yourself a follow there. Nothing runs like a Deere

@Inthehoodpete Two in the pink one in the stink?

500 follower glove dox (yes I put 2 in the pinky) #noflyzone

@TortoiseCosta I’ll say driving far is sometimes better than a flight. Think of the delays and getting there early and all that. it sucks. I would rather have a set time drive

Starting to become a roadtrip enjoyer. Just spent all night hauling ass across Texas and with no traffic is actually pretty fun

@ICEsupporter67 How was the fishing south of the border?

@MAllen3256 No earlier than 7 am

What time is it acceptable to start drinking when fishing. I say 10am

@JackJackinator Can we bomb Miami too?

@chip_dawson2 Bag?

You know what I’m here for

Absolute rocket in KKG tank top just got on my flight #LANK

@mmmmchip24 If I find them the last thing I’ll do is return them to you

I lost all my cards and ids last night

@nflbadtakez He’s the kinda guy to always be in a good mood

I loathe radio country but Luke Combs gets a pass. I just can’t hate on him

Someone unironically just sent me a Snapchat spotlight