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@StrawHatOrchid @beyoncegarden "the book said 2 tablespoons. what could that mean?"

@beyoncegarden I mean…cooking is a science lol It’s not just “omg I read 10 steps and now the food is magically in front of me!”😭😭Sometimes messing up even a single step can ruin the whole dish and people who can’t cook don’t really know the methods to do certain things correctly🤷🏽‍♀️

she spilled so bad i fear😭

@JamieBonkiewicz I agree with you, but make sure you agree with you. Inevitable some politician you care about is going to die and people will be celebrating their death, and your feelings will get hurt.

If you don’t want people cracking jokes when you die, maybe don’t spend your life being a fucking asshole. It’s not that hard.

@AmiriKing More of this at much larger scales please. this "culture" is a degenerative disease.

This video will make your day. People are so fatigued it’s not even funny. America is over it.

@DaddyWarpig I would bet that its like 10% of dudes who actually think it matters.

Today in “Women who would be many times more attractive without the tattoo.”

@ThatEricAlper People who like power will never allow a dissolution of people to have power over. At some point, they will be made to have children, they should just openly negotiate the terms to get something out of it now.

@ThatEricAlper Correct. Most reasonable people have a much higher and more specific threshold for what makes someone a Nazi. Since 2015, it has been stretched to fit all kinds of things and thrown around simply to stifle dissenting ideas.

@LibertyLockPod His death will temporarily save some lives.

I don't like talking ill of the dead. But I really want every politican to scroll their timeline today and think deeply about what they've done. You have so entirely dedicated your lives to Israel at our detriment that millions of us will rejoice when you drop dead Reflect on it

@sabrinatranwtch @TheJoeySwoll I empathize with your mental health struggle. It must suck to have your wires so badly crossed. We understand that playing along is the best current treatment, but that courtesy ends where our preferences and rights begin. You are a mentally ill male.

@TheJoeySwoll That is the literal definition of transphobia. You pathetic men only see women as baby making machines, nothing else. The problem has always been men, especially mysognistic chuds like you. You reject trans women because we cannot push out babies for you sick disgusting men.

Men wanting to date biological women is NOT transphobic. How about we normalize that.

@callingjasmine Men wait until you salt the earth to tell you everything they were willing to overlook to be in your life.

Woman to woman: Make a man angry, and he'll tell you how he truly sees you.

@realgerhardtvdm half the country is not about to look a gift horse in the mouth.

SINCERE QUESTION TO ALL AMERICANS: Are you not going to ask what really happened to Senator Linsey Graham?

@AgoraPirate How much were you paid to post this?

Asmongold is on stream right now trying to convince people he's not racist, while defending Emiru screenshotting his DMs even though he doesn't know the reason for it. This coming from a guy that not too long ago called Palestinians inferior AND bragged about using the n-word.

@celestialbe1ng Sounds like a good opportunity for her to go get herself that and modulate her own behavior like an adult human.

When a girl is being cranky, it’s a clear sign she needs salt and sugar. Feed your girl a salty OJ or a salty caramel café latte or any tasty salty sugary treat w/o seed oils. Crankiness subsides within 5 minutes. Trust me on this one.

@PawlowskiMario I havent seen a post of maga people claiming him? are you making shit up to start spinning narratives out of thin air to justify your blue check?

Watching some MAGA accounts cheer for Norway and Haaland is absolute cinema.🎦 🇳🇴 They seem to see a 6’5” blond Viking and assume he’s some kind of ideological soulmate. Meanwhile, Norway is one of the strongest examples of a successful social democracy in the world, and Haaland has publicly supported anti-racism campaigns throughout his career. It’s another reminder that people often project their own politics onto athletes instead of paying attention to who they actually are. And it’s ridiculous, funny and shocking a bit, but not much at the same time.

@venom1s In anger management, men are taught to identify the emotion, realize its potential for destruction, then channel it safely. For women, they are flowers on the wind and if they go badly, it is the fault of the wind. Their emotions are everyone else's problems.

Even people with terminal illnesses like cancer don't play the victim as much as girls with periods. Their entire lives revolve around periods, mood swings, and such. Women have lived for thousands of years, had periods, and given birth.

@VerumVulnero1 The criticisms are mostly of the tokenism hiring practices pandering to get an award. It's a criticism of making controversial hiring practices explicitly for the marketing campaign. The movie might very well be good, but it will be good despite that.

Hating things you haven’t seen is a cornerstone of popular media criticism on the right.

@Will63541 @macaiyla @duicebiggs She raped him by decieving him about birth control, gave birth to his kid and trapped him into fatherhood. IMO he's morally free and clear.

@macaiyla @duicebiggs These comments are insane. The guy's a deadbeat dad and yet everyone finds a way to blame the woman.

🤔 shoulda kept ya pants on sir!!!

@xcruiselord23 People will watch all the most famous chefs in the world be men and claim that most guys label it a gendered activity?

repeat after me: cooking is a basic life skill and not a gender role.

@DaizyZeeX You are asking people juiced with testosterone a question that they interpret as "what would you do if you could have unlimited sex and access to tits? Neither sex actually understands what its like to be the other. if they claim they do, they are LARPing.

Notice how if you ask a man “what would you wanna do if you were born a woman?” the answer is never: “cook & clean and stay at home with babies”.

@Blackcapitalis Seems like personal fanfiction. I just want him to be a good soccer player. I do not care about what he thinks about anything else.

It's funny because MAGA twitter wants this guy to be a white supremacist so bad.

@Vitt0rHugo Looks like an unmanned observation device.

Cara, se isso for um OVNI estamos falando de uma raça alienígena que não conhece sequer o conceito de aerodinâmica