MC Shutts

Getting ready for Valentines!

Just made this Witcher design but can't decide which colour t-shirt it should go on... Black, Sport Grey or Dark Heather?

Dexter is starting ballet today and I couldn't be more proud of him! #LetKidsBeKids

Right in the feels... Artist link in comments ❤️

Today was meant to be my first day back at work, but have a full on Cold/Flu bug. Not ideal 😟

Holy shit, that Netflix documentary "Don't F**k Witch Cats" is insane!

The first 10 people who comment on this post will receive from me, sometime during the course of 2020, a surprise, going to dinner, some coffee, a letter, book, sweets... whatever I can think of. The only condition... facebook.com/513698732/post…

Such a chilled start to 2020, hidden away in this beautiful little cabin in the woods in Berkhamsted... It's a shame we have to leave today.

Hobo Solo +2 Reunion World Tour 2020! Who's in?

Mum: "Grab the shopping out of the car" Me:

If you don't know the difference between "their", "there" and "they're"... Your an idiot.

Home security reminder. A lot of people are going away over the festive season, which makes their homes easy pickings for burglars. For security reasons I strongly recommend leaving one of your children behind to... facebook.com/513698732/post…

Shout out to all the lads who are just starting their Christmas wrapping! #WeGotThis 🎁

Last push today before I get to take a bit of time off for Christmas! It's been no secret that I have had a tough year and been though some massive changes, but I can honestly say that 2019 coming to a positive end.... facebook.com/513698732/post…

Fuck! #Whamageddon

The level of detail on these things are insane!

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Phone rings: "Hello, this is Amazon seller support" Me: "Do you realise it's Sunday morning? Amazon: "Yes, sir... We operate 7 days a week and I would..." Me (Interrupting): "Well I don't work Sundays so please fuuuuucccckk offffffff" 😴

My wife just texted to say Gavin from autoglass has just injected his special resin into her crack. I'm not normally suspicious but I've got the fucking car.

#Adulting – voting in the 2019 general election