Miles Cottrell

We should send rockets not at each other, but rather to the stars

Wembley is calling 📞 #MUFC || #FACup

@TheNotoriousMMA 🍻

@seetickets @glastonbury It’s gets worse and more depressing every year. I sit for an hour knowing I won’t get through knowing the same people that went last year will get tickets again. I do the same that as everyone else every year but the same thing happens and you claim this is fair?

Tickets for @Glastonbury Festival 2024 are now SOLD OUT. Confirmation emails are going out now. Thank you to everyone who bought tickets this morning and sorry to those who missed out.

@glastonbury The same people get tickets year in year out, the rest of us have to sit for an hour every year knowing we won’t get them, what the fuck goes on with these ticket sales??? Five other people a fair chance man and use someone other than @seetickets

Tickets for Glastonbury 2024 have now Sold Out. Our thanks to everyone who bought one and we're sorry to those of you who missed out, on a morning when demand greatly exceeded supply. There will be a resale of any cancelled or returned tickets in spring 2024.

@PeterMo28372620 @seetickets @glastonbury Agreed, I’ve just been saying this, the same people go year in year out. I’ve been trying for years and never got through once.

@glastonbury Another failure, mad how the same people get tickets every year

Amazing book

Yesterday this man was filmed shouting racist abuse in Whitehall. Tonight he is in custody having been arrested on suspicion of inciting racial hatred. Thanks to those who shared our appeal for information.

@DustyLeon @JeremyClarkson You do realise that’s exactly what you did?

Pig farmers. Help. It’s been nearly two hours since our first piglet was born. The sow is in some distress. What do we do?

While casting shade on @elonmusk for what he’s done, is doing, or will do, try to pause & remember that he made electric cars a normal thing in society and he commercialized space — for cargo, satellites, & people. Count him among those who are inventing civilization’s future.

@MujtaBATMAN @piersmorgan My thoughts exactly

@piersmorgan @piersmorgan Messi's posted less about the World Cup than you did about your 'interview'

OK, Lionel.. we get it, you won the World Cup. You’re slightly over-egging the gloating soufflé now…

@jamiesense_ @piersmorgan Ronaldo

@piersmorgan How did Piers Morgan get £8m followers? Genuinely interested. Didn't realise he had that many. You know for a bit of a comedian. I don't take him to seriously but not sure how he got so many followers.

Your poor little victim called me ‘the most insufferable c*nt alive’ to her 16k followers - apologies if I was supposed to thank her.

And lead us not into temptation …

How the borders have changed over time

@jakepaul Does anybody actually care about these fights?

In this episode I make my predictions for KSI vs. Swampz Deji vs. Fousey Slim vs. Temper Check it👇🏼 youtu.be/-4F9IM2Ne9c

@mallorcalw2015 I would if I could get it, CBD everywhere.

@TonyBellew Imagine investigation someone for doing the right thing.

The mark of the man! 👊💙👊

@Marsh3Marsh @sharadbuddhdev @WithingtonRed Tool

@eftrblivn @kennybeats Do these look like human beings capable of living on their own and making independent choices on their own lives?