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@SaniOSRS boots on the ground reporting

We're going straight to the front lines for eyewitness accounts

@AISafetyMemes so real for that tbh

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@ns123abc @AMD

AMD CEO claims MI355 offers 30% more performance than Nvidia GB200 with 40% more tokens per $ LET HER COOK.

@sweetseaslug non-zero event that someone learned the pope died on polymarket

I CANT EVEN BET ON IT?????

@RampCapitalLLC There are 3rd party apps (e.g. iMazing) that let you export your iPhone's texts into a CSV for long term storage... or for training data to make a brain-damaged chatbot of yourself.

Anyone else find it difficult to delete all of your old texts? I have texts going back 15 years that I refuse to delete.

@MistaaWizard @svpino

@svpino Oh Lord please not Java

Data Engineers are making fortunes building data pipelines. I can't think of anything more important than learning how to deal with data for the next 20 years. Here are a few steps I'd recommend to people who want to learn one of the most in-demand skills in the market right now: 1. Build a strong foundation in programming (especially Python and Java) 2. Practice SQL and learn how to work with relational databases. 3. Become familiar with NoSQL databases and handling unstructured data. 4. Learn the basics of data structures (arrays, lists, trees, graphs) and algorithms (sorting, searching, etc.) 5. Become familiar with tools like Hadoop, Spark, Kafka, Airflow, Luigi, Prefect, and Kinesis. 6. Learn how to implement data pipelines and ETL 7. Gain experience with cloud computing (AWS, GCP, Azure.) 8. Learn containerization and orchestration (Docker and Kubernetes) 9. Become proficient with data warehousing (Snowflake, Redshift, BigQuery) 10. Understand CI/CD pipelines to automate testing, deployment, and integration. The Data Engineering Nanodegree program in @Udacity is pure fire. It's a 2-month course that covers every one of the topics above. You'll come out on the other side as a new person. Everywhere I go, companies need to process data as fast as they produce it. It's hard to find people who know how to do this well, but companies are willing to pay exceptionally well for this. If you want to start 2025 with a bang, this course is for you! Link in the next post so I don't get throttled.

still got it

When my time comes, lay me to rest in a Shasta cooler.

might be a sign to stop going to the pub

@maccoinnich we are so back

In no particular order, a thread of things that are coming to Portland* in 2024**. *Or relatively nearby **And sometimes slightly before then.

@makknows @stephen_aiken75 oh?

@stephen_aiken75 Thanks daddy!

Finished my masters today! Done! DONE!!!

give the perfect gift this holiday season, one airbnb cleaning fee

The boys clean up rather well

shrinkflation has gone TOO FAR this time

and yes i went twice in two days, fuck off, my body is a temple.

i'm sure this is circumstantial, but after the lawsuit dropped i have been getting the BIGGEST crunchwraps i have ever seen in my adult life

@notkylascan is this how you become an REI member?

@chrisfralic @davemorin the only difference you'll hear compared to streaming are the audiophiles losing their minds in the background over this setup

If you love vinyl and you have Sonos - run, don’t walk, to get the Victrola Carbon turntable that plugs into power then wirelessly streams to any and all of your Sonos zones, $699. h/t @davemorin

@maccoinnich this tweet single-handedly got my ass off the couch and onto 13th

First Thursday on NW 13th Ave Portland, OR

@PDXzane ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws

BREAKING: “Schmidt Show” spring has been replaced by White Claw Summer