DJ Matt Daddy

@VideosIrish Is it weilding a cheese grater?

Meet Ryan Hurst, your Kratos in the God of War series coming to Prime Video.

Hey @EpicGamesES and @EpicGames - I want my money back for this month’s Battle Pass. This Helulu content is not fun. And neither is forcing my 7-year old to listen to smutty mouthed kids who are playing it. How do I claim I refund?

Hey @Fortnite - I want my money back for this month’s Battle Pass. This Helulu content is not fun. And neither is forcing my 7-year old to listen to smutty mouthed kids who are playing it. How do I claim I refund?

@Fortnite Well the Delulu game is absolute horseshit. Stop making Battle Pass subscribers play something they don’t want to play, to unlock the characters they’ve paid their subscription for!

Preach.

Experiencing the worst technical support I have ever had thanks to @Meta - 6 weeks after my VR Quest 2 account was hacked, they are still asking me stupid questions to get it back online. I am about ready to stick the device in the bin. If you were considering buying one, don’t.

Can’t believe it’s been 15-years since #LittleBigPlanet was released, and nobody has thought about making this guy a playable character…? @Korn #Korn #Issues

I put Mr Blobby in the end of Rogue One instead of Darth Vader. I think this might be my masterpiece.

Good morning and thank you @cherrybombsrock @AliciaETaylor @CoreyTaylorRock for an awesome show in #Hull last night. You did not disappoint 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@QuiteDan @LeeRClements

Squirrel commits an adorable 😊😘 robbery 🔫🐿 #indiedev #gamedev #UE5 #UnrealEngine5 #indiegame #blender3d #blender #b3d #indiegamedev #screenshotsaturday #wishlistwednesday

Former British heavyweight champion Julius Francis (who fought Mike Tyson) now working as security at BOXPARK Wembley and dealing with some trouble today… [🎥 @GloryGloryTott]

Oooooooooooooof

Just singing a bedtime story with Xander, my own rendition of “Wonder Boy” by @tenaciousd (with the words changed to “Xander Boy”). Then spent 10-mins explaining what the hell I’d just been singing. I think I’ll just stick to ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’ again for tomorrow.

Cheers Facebook Memories. Little did I know back in 2017 that @mistajam would soon be releasing one of the best tracks of 2021 #sorry 🙋🏼‍♂️

Me: “That @OfficialAitch is pretty dapper” @Chelity120876 “Ooh, “H” from Steps?” #me: “Nah babes...” #RealWorldProblems #H #Aitch #MistakeByMispronuniciation

Can we just open up the clubs again now pleeease 😫

You know you’re getting on a bit, when you use Twitter almost exclusively to contact manufacturers to ask for Tech Support.