

Each time you want to masturbate drop a hundred pushups first. That’s easy and it pays off. I’ve done 400 pushups today.
ChrisFromWish
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Each time you want to masturbate drop a hundred pushups first. That’s easy and it pays off. I’ve done 400 pushups today.


The equivalent of having a vault filled with gold bars back in the day


Look at the speedometer, As a good driver what are you doing next ??



my mum did everything to convince my dad that I was possessed, but he always dismissed it as nonsense talk. to him I was just a restless child. until the day they all saw me fight with monkey they brought for demonstration at the Kawo Motor Park! my papa no believe him eyes!

If you were hired on the same day and they ask you to clear all of them at once, what will you do?

When it’s your time, it’s your time. You could just be at home in your father’s house sleeping, which is supposed to be safe and the probability of being killed by accident being less than 0.00001%, and still be killed by a trailer ramming into your house. This was what happened to a 300 level student on holiday who lost his life because a trailer rammed into a house. His grandmother, who is old and most likely to die a natural death, survived, but the 300-level student lost his life instantly 💔 Sad.

rakai really had a house full of baddies over for his birthday😭😳

“I wanna see you” no you wanna fuck me


You're a villain in Naruto...what's your plan to actually beat him? No plot armor 👀
