Michael Wright

9am Monday and I already lost control.

Go the Blues! 💙🏉 @NSWBlues #origin

4.5 years at Twitter/X finishing up today. It's been an absolute wild ride and I'm so grateful I got to do it with such an amazing team of people. To all the crew past and present, thank you! I've had a blast but on to my next adventure now ❤️

After two drinks my spirit animal becomes a Gibbon

For all to enjoy ... except ... if you're with Optus!!! 😅 #Optus #Optusoutage #news #funny

Press like to see the surprise. #BrandedFeatures

My feed is just women being amazing and people finally noticing. -Greta Gerwig being the first female director to surpass $1bn in the box office #barbie -@TheMatildas heading into the quarter finals #TilitsDone -@AussieDiamonds winning the World Cup What a wake up 😍

We've done a lot in just nine months. The scope of our ambition is limitless - join us as we continue to build! See below for more on our pace of innovation blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/c…

Lol 😂

Love this!

In the past 12 months - there have been more than 1.1B Impressions around Women's Football on Twitter. @FIFAWWC is going to be bigger than ever on the platform! ⚽️ 🥅 🏆

30 days till FIFA Women's World Cup kick-off. There’s only one place that can keep up: Twitter. #FIFAWWC #WWC2023

Here comes the hail!

“We speak late night.” McDonald’s OOH ads written like drunk people ordering. bit.ly/3HmcA8L

Slides from my Twitter company talk

Some of the facts about why Twitter remains a great place for advertisers and why I am incredibly excited about the future of Twitter 🧵

It's true, I do!

@ChazCasual And what a 9 years it was! Twitter royalty 👑 right here. Thanks for all the amazing support you gave me while in Syd, if your ever back, beers on me 😁

After nine unforgettable years I'm leaving the nest. I had the opportunity to travel the world, make lifelong friends and grow in ways I would have never imagined. A culture so good I brought it to life in my art. #LoveWhereYouWorked 💙💙💙 🚨 COMMISSIONS NOW OPEN LFG 🚨

Legend

@LozzySimp Do you start the shopping with "I won't need a bag, it's just one thing" and then rock up at the checkout, arms full?

Does anyone ever just walk out of the grocery store with the one thing they intended to get.