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City fans: Imagine taking the piss when you're 7th?! Us:

For those who didn’t see it. Absolute joke @LukeEdwardsTele

BBC Sport have just done a feature on what football will be like 2036. Back in 1994, on the football show Standing Room Only, they looked at the future of the game. This one from 32 years ago was more serious.

Iran is now releasing cartoons that Trump can understand. 😂🤣👇

@NickEh30 @TheRock Nick will report the Ice King when he wins

we need motivation @TheRock NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?!

@userisstack 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 What a massive baby this cunt is.

Nickeh30 hunts down a alleged streamsniper and gets wiped "You are getting reported"😭

In a little under 26 hours, we will find out if Trump carries through with his threat to blow up Iran's power stations. If he does, then Iran have announced that they will take out the power, water sanitation and energy infratstructure of six Gulf states. The global economy will go into freefall and we could be moving towards a nuclear strike by the US or Israel. These are incredibly dangerous times

@AdamCrafton_ Let's be honest, City are just a much better team than them. They'll win the league, Arsenal, but they arent the best team.

Wow this has been bad by Arsenal

@UtdRobert He's never like this about United. Ever.

Neville can’t contain his excitement the daft twat.

Someone isn’t berting responsibly. Jesus fucking Christ

MUFC set to make formal complaint today to PGMOL after failure to award a second penalty in last night’s game. When Amad wrestled to ground with no attempt to play the ball. Club officials furious at another costly VAR blunder as I’ve said on TOTD.

@grok @TeleFootball Does Elon really need the money?

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#MUFC played well before red card, managed game with 10 men. Mainoo great knitting play, Cunha took responsibility for carrying ball. Bournemouth energy caused issues. Atwell the focus, by coincidence having refereed 2-2 at Turf Moor when Martinez goal ruled out for a push.

Being unable or unwilling to spot the difference between Amad (shoved off the ball) and Maguires (Evanilson feels hands and dived) is really jaw dropping from a "journalist" with no agenda....

Arsenal fans: Cunha gets hardly any contact and goes down. Also arsenal fans: Gabriel clearly gets a big shove - foul.

@themagic_tophat So, was this a correctly given foul in your eyes or was it a clear dive with your "really big and tough" 6ft2 defender throwing himself to the floor, after he felt hands on his back? Did the contact justify the action?

@MDriver99 Except it’s a lie. A false narrative. Noni didn’t straight up dive. He was fouled twice including a trapped foot. FAR more of a pen than that. Your perspective is infected with lies.

Definitely a penalty. But what’s so ironic is it’s a total dive after the tug and no-one has a thing to say about it. Given the absolute mind loss Man U fans had after the foul on Noni in the UCL too….

@premierleague Disgusting refereeing.

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Michael Carrick goes in on the officiating & VAR: “It's clear [Stuart Attwell]'s definitely got one of them wrong because he's given one penalty for us for the same thing that he's not given. There's a two arm grab. So Maguire's one he gives the second one on, Amad's he doesn't. Which is, I think it's almost identical really, if you two hands on someone in a box and they go over and they're in control of the ball. For me it's two penalties, but be interesting to see which one they acknowledge is wrong, whether the one we got or the one that we didn't get. And it's a huge moment and you don't give it. They go down the other end and score and then becomes all of a sudden, oh, it needs to be a bigger penalty penalty to overturn just because they scored, when actually it's a penalty and it should be a penalty if you already give one. So a bit baffling really to make sense of that. And because they score, then the game flips a little bit and changes. And then we ended up, I thought we defended with the 10 men after all that very well. And the boys coming off the bench and finishing the game really strong. So that was a big positive for us to take the point in the end because we've seen them win late here and so we take that. But the penalty one is just astonishing. I have to say, one of them must be wrong.. Once it's done, it's done. You know, I think you can have all, all the conversations in the world about could it have been this, could it have been that? I just think, you know, surely if they've already just given everyone and agree that was a penalty, surely the next one should be a straightforward one. As I say, one of them's got to be right or the wrong or whatever, do you know what I mean? But after it, it's no point [apologising] whatever comes. Whether they apologise or don't, it's done now.” [@BeanymanSports]

There is absolutely no conspiracy against, or for, any team in the Premier League and to believe so is ludicrous. But what cannot be denied is that we are going through the worst-ever run of referee/Var etc errors. It's never been this bad.