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how many miles to the exit? 6.9 ni.ce

When I opened the microwave to set a plate of leftover bacon in it and discovered leftover bacon from last week I decided I’m either ADHD or I never learned object permanence

Alright, I’ll play along

@NikkiRoxx141265 I’ve done this. Works like a charm

Omg.. ok if you have slugs in your flowers it says place a shallow dish of beer nearby to lure them out and drown them.

@SherrysDrunk I’m currently in Louisiana and although I haven’t been to Vermont I just can’t see this place being topped when it comes to cuisine. These Cajuns are nuts but they can COOK

The answer is Vermont.

If you don’t want me to draft on your giant truck, you should probably change physics because I’m getting my cheap gas mileage

Barack HUSSEIN Obama was incredibly brave to have gone EIGHT YEARS with 0 ballrooms

@Barphbie0 Good!

@MDthrice I left a message with the photographer who owns the rights.

Bitch might get busted

@unhingebinge And the nerd dads rushed to the replies! 🤓

I've never watched the star wars trilogy in it's entirety. Wookie mistake.

@Cadmium3654 😍

Walked a mile, ran a mile. Can’t believe I used to consistently run sub-8 minute miles. Might take awhile to get back there

I'd take a bullet for you. Not because I love you. I'm just ready to go.

That side of the bed is for garlic cheese toast Not boys that tell lies

I’m from rural Kentucky and by no means a lightweight, but I went out with this little Cajun gal last night and woke up with no idea where I was, where I left my phone, where I parked my truck, and where I’d left my clothes. These folks in southern Louisiana are different

@KYSass_ 😆😆😆

I can hear Trent’s pants.

Out here working in the swamp

@BEG_two I’m from the northeast near Ashland

I grew up there. I love Ky. ❤️

@RedVelvetVixxx 😆😆

Think im gonna start a fight today idk