Martin Durchov

Monday Club 22 January 7pm museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh… Bloomsbury Way WC1A 2SR Tim Shishodia, Nicole Harris, Hugh Peacocke, Richard Todd, Bas Rahman, Riggs, Caitlin Powell, Jake Baker, Luca Cupani, Martin Durchov, Andrea Hubert & MC Tony Dunn

@DPDgroup_news Absolutely horrible experience, expecting day 2 tests, the driver did not bother to get out of the van, watching him from the window. We have a concierge for the building that is always there, did not even try. How hard is it to be a decent human?!

you guys i breathed out carbon dioxide i’m destroying the planet what do i do plz help

@cz_binance @binance $GALA @GoGalaGames

What coins you want listed on @binance ?

@H_Mayr_Comedy Watched it twice already.

10 mins in and already 100% sold again

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@H_Mayr_Comedy Weekend at Mitch's

open casket press conference

@TheDweck Because every chair he sits on IS a toilet, because he is a piece of shit.

Not important but why does he sit on every chair like it’s a toilet

@AliWoodsGigs Duuuuude, that's masterful.

I Will Stan (Official Music Video) (This cuts the final 10 seconds, if you want to see it go on my instagram soz)

@kobebryant has passed away and it is not like I closely followed his career, but I saw him in many things and he came across as such a nice and genuine guy, who was a great father. It breaks my heart to hear about his passing. Really very not cool 2020. #Kobe #KobyBryant

@robmulholland @neeksman For a second, based on what you have written, I thought they released a Jesus Christ edition for xmas. Where you try to take hold of the holy land and build churches and cathedrals

Jesus Christ monopoly is the worst game ever invented and I want to kill myself

@wealdengirl @comedytapasTW That is super nice of you to say and I’m happy you enjoyed it! Thanks

@MDurchov FANTASTIC SET tonight at @comedytapasTW . I cannot stop smiling remembering your jokes which are really true stories but so cleverly observed & sweetly delivered. Wishing U so much success in comedy career.

@natebargatze United Kingdom

Quick question: Where should I play that's not currently on the tour?

@DanJonesComedy Congrats, Dan! You look like a really positive waiter in a hipster vegan restaurant that if you ask what he would recommend from the menu he always picks a cake. If that makes sense, we all know that guy.

We just love it when the whole bill turns up before the show. Time for a team photo #TheBestInStandUp

@neeksman Same, maybe it's the weather?

Don't think I've ever been this tired.

@JoeHobbs @BBCNews A man just wants to buy helicopters exported from Europe to the US and bring them back to Europe and they keep making it harder.

@petrukpls Ben's are fucking love <3 best food ever