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@Kenyans That is the role of a wife?? Backward thinking.

I have offered to find a wife from Rift Valley for Igembe South MP John Paul Mwirigi - Rachel Ruto

@ChelseaFC Continue aiming whilst you have chuck norris

Aiming to make it four #TotChe wins in a row tomorrow! 👊

@Kenyans You woke up and stood in line for hours to vote out a dynasty by electing the deputy leader of the dynasty. You reap what you sow. The real hustlers are feasting first, remember what the dp said! Unfortunately your chance to feast will come in the next election...50shs!!!!!!

Mathare residents march to DP Rigathi's Harambee House office to protest school drop out rates due to lack of fees

@esnahmoraa Wacha kuglorify dishwasher ziko na gurudumu!

I hope haikuwaka juu hukuniita.

@street_news1 You are wasting valuable online time discussing the next general election that is 5 years away when the current government is still praying for rain? Fuck off!!!

@LarryMadowo Its actually OK @LarryMadowo because your employer can't tell where exactly you were! Is it in a nightclub? Were you outside on a random street? Were you in Afghanistan? You know! Confuse your enemy

We asked a stranger to take a picture of us. Look at what this wicked person did! 😳

@Kenyans 1 photocopy machine???? for a photo op??? 2023??? really??? thanks USAID but kuna miaka ukifika mtu unafaa kujinunulia chupi!!!

Education PS Belio Kipsang receives a donation of a photocopier from USAID Kenya official in charge of education, Amy Pekol

@DavidNdii Kwani mbwa zimevomit kwa hiyo pan???

Lunch

@ntvkenya @SONOFNATIONS @SusanGrace_ke This is nonsense!! this questions will never and have never helped anyone! for fucks sake ask questions that matter, you know,like..how many people are in the ISS?or how many people have been to space?? this kind of silly questions is why we have praying mantes in power

How many people were in Noah's ark during the flood? #NTVCrossover @SONOFNATIONS @SusanGrace_ke

@itssoulo Ingekuwa in mimi nimeibiwa hiyo design namtafuta na namshikia TV ingine. That was genius

When you see it…. 🙈🙈🙈

@citizentvkenya Before that: I'll be required to pay the following before I watch staff on tiktok- fare,tokens,bundles, taxes on all the mention and also fuel levies on the same. Then I can decide if I shall pay for twitter,Netflix.showmax or tiktok

You will soon be required to pay to watch TikTok videos citizen.digital/tech/you-will-…

@AfricaFactsZone No way! Where did you get clouds from??? Hapa CBD kidogo tunsingia nude-fest

Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 ❤️

@engineers_feed I have! I was running away from a loose dog, instead of running straight to the fence and then leaping i.e, the a and b side, I dove over the fence i.e the c side. The dog did not see my genius coming!

Has anyone actually used the Pythagorean theorem in real life and why?

@gabrieloguda The answer is E. They voted for nabii.

When Israel faced their worst drought in six years, their Gov't employed the following sustainable plans EXCEPT ONE. Which one is it? A. Developing desalination systems B. Perfecting drip irrigation C. Expanding water recycling technology D. Organizing a national prayer rally

@citizentvkenya Na hii kiangazi maji itatoka wapi ya kuziosha? Ama wakimaliza kuombea mvua huko nyayo watarudi eldoret kukusanya ile omo walioshea owuor NATO barabara?

Police IG Koome debuts new police uniform, Kenyans react citizen.digital/news/police-ig…

@faw_global You fuckers must have hacked @BMW and @rollsroycecars. Be original you shameful copycats

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@alasirimotors What! In kama haujui wakisii. Wanaeza recycle ugali ya wimbi hadi ikue artifact

Cars are the most recycled consumer products in the world

@alasirimotors And out of the 18%,,100% are men.

Only 18% of Kenyans know how to drive manual cars

@itssoulo When they say it can go off road they don't men uende kulima NATO. Wanamaanisha unaeza park kando ya Barbara rongai. Meanwhile naskia jua in Kali watu machakos wanaosha nguo wakikunja!

When you send a Range Rover to do a Landcruisers job!

@nakuru_oligarch @Fmureithi2 @thegiftofchess And his job is to '' chit chat'' with kids online??

@MESSINATOKOLY @Fmureithi2 @thegiftofchess He's a journalist. That's his job

Bernice Wambui is the U12 Chess Champion of Kenya and is leading the humanitarian effort to spread The Gift of Chess across the Kenya. Our future shines a bit brighter because of Bernice ❤