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My favorite moment was getting to take this selfie with my FAVORITE NFL player of all time:

@TheFigen_ In America, this would have been on the major news networks! With much differing narratives!

Mexico City police officer breastfed a baby who had gone two days without eating in Acapulco. ❤️

@SVG__Collection The INCOMPARABLE Tina Turner!

What a woman, what a performance. Tina Turner delivering “Proud Mary” like no one else.

@Madsan88 @rizzolosophy You heard that too?🤔 He IS her DAD… The other guy is the Father… Grand Canyon sized chasm! He’s right to question the Mom bc it sounds like he was just a place holder for BOTH of them… I would have felt the same way and probably done the same and pulled things back!🤷🏾‍♂️

@rizzolosophy So he's her daddy when it comes to money giving and taking care of her schooling and all that, but when it comes to graduation - He must take the backseat? Nah man that's wrong - and for her mother to come up with the idea makes it more wrong, they've been playing him for years.

I'm with him👨🏽‍⚖️

@retrocharm_ Oh she was a real smoke show 🔥🔥🔥 She’s not bad looking now😉

Denise Richards in the 90s >

@otokyo__ Not at the bank, she’s not 🤨

Sydney Sweeney is more attractive than Taylor Swift!

@discoque92 I’m so over this! Call me when he’s released 🤨

Kyle still gettin’ payback…🙄

@Farha0__ Might be some “hidden gems” in that jug!🤔

My father plans to cash in his jug full of coins for bills. He's been dropping coins since the 1980s, And it's full now. He plans to convert it to bills, what should I say to him...?

@zoyafatma12781 EmerSon

@FarmGirlCarrie “I’m here with my Son!” Is that supposed to stop him from arresting you? Your Som was there while you where making an ass of yourself BEFORE the cops were called…🤨

I love the way this officer didn’t ask her 30 times… Big round of applause for him.

@Oceanbreeze473 There is NO. Such. Thing. as a “fake rack”… As long as they have Human SKIN covering them, they are “real” enough for me!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Can you spot a fake rack?

@discoque92 The Calvin Johnson “no TD catch” Catch 🤯

Probably “Tuck Rule”

@orleansway Hot Stuff by Donna Summer Soft & Wet by Prince

@Sara_Varnholt Deal. Breaker.👎🏾

Men, be honest: Is it okay if a woman smokes on a date?

@realharderonke Seems like fruit, and now pastries, don’t use condoms!🤨

Cakelina betrayed her man 💔😭😭

@alex141176 🔥🔥🔥

💃💃good afternoon 💃💃

@Kristinartz Yes. It. Was.👍🏾

Be honest… 🚗 Back in high school, was Driver’s Ed offered as a class where you studied? 🤔 YES or NO? 👇

@Gosia71828476 🔥🔥🔥

I'd like to remodel my kitchen. Any advice?

@lippyent Where. Are. These.???😳

Amish Apple fritter! SMASH ♥? Or TRASH 💀? HMM 🤔?¿

Hi from Dr. Harleen Quinzel 🃏😋

@saniyafatma1278 Turning 70???

Hey old man My name is Peggy A. Nieves 1 am 69 turning 70 I wonder how far away we are Can you tell me where you are from?