Garri & Sugar

Just FYI : Borno State allocated ₦7.46 billion in its 2025 budget for the reintegration, disarmament, and demobilization of repentant Boko Haram members (7th largest capital project that year). Repentant terrorists earning monthly stipends, while hardworking Nigerians struggle daily to survive. Make it make sense please..

The National Assembly committee sent me a letter saying they want to see me. I will appear before you immediately after I bury my wife. I am ready for you. Wicked people! You want to summon me for nonsense talk while our children are still languishing in kidnappers’ dens? Mumu people! Happy miserable Children’s Day!! — Isaac Fayose

I dislike and mistrust all closed systems of thought I particularly dislike Islam because it demands child marriage, female genital mutilation, the beating of wives, the killing of infidels, the unending promotion of the worst aspects of the male ego, and a complete refusal to contemplate multiculturism All of which are contrary to the values I hold Are you telling me, Maliq, that this all is caused by a fear of the truth ?

If you vote for this man next year All the suffering of job in the bible will come back to you and your family in billion folds 🤲🏽

It finally hit home. My brothers inlaw (mum wife) was kidnapped on Friday. Her first son was killed too. Took along 2 grandchildren. I’m exhausted. I’m exhausted

This is why your ex wife was cheating on you while you were busy building an app for her mental health when she was pregnant. Emotionally weak men like you who always make a big deal out of nothing will always be taken for a fool by women. Pregnancy which is the barest minimum is what you're talking about mental health? This is why Nigeria women continue to emotionally gaslight men with pregnancy because they know how emotionally weak they are. Animals give birth every day easily but we should run away from the surface of the earth because a woman can't do the only function is was created for in life without being dramatic about it? I always knew once an intentional mugu, always an intentional mugu. Mental health professor!

You’re a whole Business Strategist, Investment Analyst, Political Economy Analyst and you still can’t tell the difference between an obvious AI video and a real one😭 At this point I’m scared for the people paying for your ‘consultations’ because if basic AI detection can confuse you this badly, imagine the kind of ‘analysis’ you’re giving investors behind closed doors. This is the problem with fake intellectuals on this app sounding serious without actually verifying anything. Imagine paying for consultation from someone who can’t even detect basic AI manipulation in 2026 😂

Ekiti State authorities have reportedly arrested AYODELE BABALOLA for exposing the terrible condition of roads across the state. A party that goes after citizens for speaking up instead of fixing problems has completely failed the people. APC is a disgraceful political party.

What is disturbing about citizens coming out to protest hardship? Are you a fool?

Get this performative rubbish out of my sight!

Dear NDC @NigeriaNDCHQ, if you like speak up, if you also like, keep shut. But let me inform you today that INEC @inecnigeria is silently perfecting APC'S advance rigging plans for 2027. INEC did not release the number of registered members of any political party in Nigeria, neither did they upload same on their website until yesterday. A Federal high court recently gave a judgement where it barred INEC from enforcing a useless clause in the electoral act, where a fraudulent time limit of above 120 days was unconstitutionally infused by INEC to stop political parties from registering new members, and to hand twist them to submit their party's register before the stipulated constitutionally approved timeline. After the APC conducted her Nollywood scripted skit of a presidential primary on Saturday 23rd of may 2026, with fictitious figures springing up from left, right and center across the country which gave Tinubu that impossible 10,999,162 imaginary APC votes, it attracted backslashes and high level criticism both locally and internationally. To save face and legitimize APC'S fraudulent figures, INEC hurriedly ran to the court of appeal yesterday 25th of may 2026, to appeal that Federal High court judgement which barred them from enforcing that fraudulent unconstitutional clause in the electoral act, that they intended to use in stopping new party membership registration, and to enforce the submission of party register 120 days before the general election. Their target is solely towards the opposition parties, most especially the NDC, as demonstrated in their recent actions. After filing their appeal yesterday, INEC immediately released the figures of registered members of each political party to the public, and uploaded it on their website. Below is the list, as released by INEC. APC 12,897,723 registered members PDP 2, 487,000 registered members ADC 1, 655,890 registered members LP: 1,300,390 registered members. NDC: 700,789 registered members. INEC released this list, and went further to upload same on her website, even when there is a recent federal high court judgement which stopped them from concluding registration of new party membership 120 days before the general election, and that ruling has not been VACANTED by any court of superior jurisdiction. (Court of Appeal) Yet INEC went ahead to release the list of registered members of each political party. (Which means INEC have stopped the registration of members into any political party 120 days before election, against what the constitution stipulates) which is rightfully supposed to be in September 2026. What is INEC's reason in all of these? The truth is INEC and the APC never expected such level of criticism and backlashes from Nigerians and international electoral observers over the fictitious/outrageous figures recorded for Tinubu in their just concluded APC presidential skit. It was so embarrassing when videos of their Kangaroo arithmetics/manipulated votes dominated the social media space worldwide. Since it is a prelude of what they had planned in advance for the 2027 election rigging strategy, INEC had no other choice than to release the list of registered members of all major political parties, even against a standing court judgement, just to justify that APC truly registered 12,897,723 members, so the Tinubu's 10,999,162 Kangaroo votes is justified, no matter how fictitious we see it. They are also telling us that PDP had just 2,487,000 members, ADC registered 1,655,890 members, LP registered 1,300,390 members, and most especially NDC registered only 700,789 members. So Nigerians should not be surprised when they announce 15 million votes for Tinubu, and one million votes for Peter Obi, it is justified. They will claim that people are not interested in NDC, that they only had 700,789 registered members. NDC shine your eyes, Peter Obi is the target in all these INEC and APC shenanigans. They are testing the waters for the 2027 rigging

Whether you like it or not, you must leave Aso rock next year Nigeria doesn't belong to your father

INEC uploaded the APC membership list with a total of 15 million members, more than the total number of people who voted in 2023. For the second time, if this election doesn’t go as planned, we will revolutionize this country! Let the worst happen!!

Tinubu’s “masterclass” as Lagos governor is always tied to massive IGR generation. Yet, despite the huge revenue, pensioners who served the state for decades were still owed Peter Obi, on the other hand, cleared outstanding gratuities and owed no pensions before leaving office

Oloriburuku this was your president few years back but una wan shift goal post now? gbo gbo yin Ma shofo ni

When the Christian big six were busy risking their lives for the liberation of Ghana……where were the Muslims? Ghana is a Christian country…. Period!!!! This is a gross disrespect to us!!!!!!

Lmao! You should have worn your Tinubu cap in the poster.

@EzzyMUFC @AyobamiWorld I saw one where players were already on their way home.

@AyobamiWorld It's just this one mate 😂

I don't think we'll ever see anything like this again in football

They left their children under severe torture by terrorists and lined up under the hot son to reelect the same man that couldn’t protect their children. Nigerians are very comfortable with bad governance.

When I was in school, there was a time I had absolutely nothing left to eat apart from beans. I cooked a big pot of beans and survived on it for 5 straight days. Beans and bread in the morning. Beans and dry garri in the afternoon. Beans and soaked garri in the evening. Renewed every morning and tasted even better after reheating. Oh Lord, I thank You for giving us beans. 😭😭😭😭

No food, I repeat again, no food in the universe has more rewarm value like beans 😭

When I was in school, there was a time I had absolutely nothing left to eat apart from beans. I cooked a big pot of beans and survived on it for 5 straight days. Beans and bread in the morning. Beans and dry garri in the afternoon. Beans and soaked garri in the evening. Renewed every morning and tasted even better after reheating. Oh Lord, I thank You for giving us beans. 😭😭😭😭