Gee/Tech

@Onorpik wachana na hizo za watu binafsi umeona za county govt of Nairobi?

NTSA wants to start inspection of private vehicles, meanwhile these are the tetanus ridden Matatus that pass their inspection tests.

@georgediano Ni the same game of launching things sigisteen times but now on a different board game

Finds V.A.T. on fuel at 8 %, raises it to 16%, then "lowers" it to 13% and finally to 8%... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds dollar at 119, raises it to 162 and then "lowers" it to 130... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds ID registration FREE, introduces a Ksh. 1,000 fee and then "scraps" it after 13 months in the spirit of listening to the cries of Kenyans... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds Fuel at Ksh. 159, raises it to Ksh. 177, increases it again to Ksh. 207 and then "reduces" it to Ksh. 190. Increases it by 48 shillings, then "cuts" Ksh. 10... MATAK0 YAKE!

@GamewithDave Road rash

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@_stayliquidd Ooh makes sense now

@MGNTech 🤣🤣🤣🤣she uses my wifi na huwa ananiitia fellowship so,,, she reaches out more

Huku nje mmezoeana sana 😅, you don't knock on your friends' doors?? Niko hapa nafanya usafi zangu za nyumba then a few minutes ago this girl, reeking of cheap alcohol, just tried to open my door zile za "fungua mlango malaya hii" .... So mimi I panicked,,,, nimeiba bwana ya nani aki? 😂😂😂 na hata kama nimeiba, amejua aje kwangu.? So I try to question her yeye ni nani,she says her name but mimi sijui huyo ni nani so I refused to open the door 😅been here for two months and I only know my next door neighbour na ni yeye hunitafuta akitaka kitu.. Anyway,kakaitana Vanessa hapo then this guy came to get her aty amekosea house number,they were going to a friend's just below mine. He apologized but got me thinking,,, people don't knock on doors anymore and mbona mnazoeana Kwa apartment?? Introverts huwa tunajionea mambo aki 🤧🤣

@_stayliquidd the ... part led to the overthinking 😂😂😂😂😂

@MGNTech 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's a lady jameni

@RaminNasibov FYI he used to burn people alive for entertainment, esp Christians

I used Nero to burn CDs as a kid and only later got the joke: Nero burned Rome, and "Burning ROM" is such a perfect reference.

@Ibrahkiprotich Thats a simplification of facts, bluescreens can occour for many reasons but blaming piracy is oversimplification of the problem

Many laptop sellers in town install pirated Windows in those laptops, That's why many people are experiencing the blue screen of death multiple times after purchase

We should start coming down hard on Ndindi Nyoro to shut the fuck up, coz he's one of the chief architects of this mess we're currently wallowing in. How can he suddenly become clever? 🤬🤬🤬

@mumiasfinest oil is not cabbages for you to buy and sell as you will

Three weeks ago… this man bought several 200l drums of diesel at ksh.166 per litre… now diesel is up by ksh.40 per litre… In my approximation… he bought diesel worth ksh.1 million. Now that theres a 24% increase… his net profit is 1000000 x 24/100=240,000 I shared the story and many laughed at him… now he’s the one laughing 😆 Now imagine people who bought fuel worth hundreds of millions… some petrol stations are probably making billions in net profit… It’s good to watch international news instead of local stations that only inform you what’s happening in your local area. Thats what sharp boys do😂😂😂

@C_NyaKundiH Tell us how we can reject them

#RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices #RejectFuelPrices RUTO MUST GO!

Vile tuliweka kwa constitution hakuna kuapishwa usiku we should also add there no announcing fuel prices at night, EPRA am talking about you why the delay?

Dear Gloria Orwoba, I still remember that day at Kamukunji Police Station with painful clarity. You came there as the complainant, after I called you out for supporting the Finance Bill 2024. You looked me in the eye right there in front of the OCS and other officers and said, “William Ruto will be re-elected, and I do not need any of your votes in 2027. I will be nominated again.” Your words weren’t just confident they were dismissive, final, and laced with a kind of power that felt untouchable. But it didn’t end there. You went further far further than anyone should. You said, “I can orchestrate your poisoning, and you will die a slow death.” Those words have echoed in my mind ever since. They were not said in jest. They were cold, deliberate, and meant to instill fear. From that moment, trust disappeared completely. I stopped eating anything unless it came from my lawyer, or @MkenyaMzi or @edmondwabwire, because fear had already taken root. And then came the instructions that followed. You told them to deny me bond. You told them to torture me. And they did. You may never fully grasp what that period did to me, but I live with its consequences every day. Even now, two years later, I am still treating illnesses that began during that time. My body remembers what happened, even if others choose to forget. So when I hear that you can walk into a station and demand an apology, I cannot help but feel the weight of that irony. It is heavy. It is painful. It is, in many ways, incomprehensible. I do not need an apology from you. Not because what happened was acceptable but because I understand what drove it. You were, in that moment, consumed by power. And power, when unchecked, can make people say and do things that reveal who they truly are. But understand this: words and actions do not simply disappear. They linger. They settle. They shape lives. And while time may pass, accountability has a way of finding its moment quietly, steadily, and without force. I carry my truth. And one day, in one way or another, it will speak for itself.

Yea, let's pay goons. Just check the rust on those beds. Hiyo drip stand ni brown ama white?

Dear Gloria Orwoba, I usually don’t address nonsense but let me give this the airtime. Let me begin with a truth you may find inconvenient: I am still here. Alive. Breathing. Standing in the very space you once tried to erase me from. There is a certain irony in survival, it speaks louder than any defense, any denial, any carefully rehearsed narrative. I have carried the weight of what you set into motion not just for myself, but for my family. Scars, as you may know, are stubborn things. They do not fade simply because the one who caused them chooses silence or reinvention. They remain as quiet witnesses to moments that should never have happened. But this is not about reopening wounds for the sake of pain. It is about truth and the peculiar way you seem determined to outrun it. Yesterday you sat in that interview and attempted to reshape reality, to bend it into something more convenient, more palatable. You tried to gaslight @Honeyfarsafi into an apology, as though truth itself could be negotiated. You denied your role denied the support, denied the actions, denied the very machinery you helped set in motion. Yet denial does not erase history; it only reveals character. There was a time you dined with power, wore it like armor, and moved as though consequence was a distant myth. You appeared untouchable then. But power, as history has shown us time and again, is the most temporary of illusions. It shifts. It abandons. It exposes. And when it does, it leaves behind only the person who wielded it and the record of how they chose to use it. You now attempt to step into a different light, to persuade us of your goodness, your innocence, your distance from the very harm you once embodied. But integrity is not something one adopts when convenient; it is something revealed when it is hardest to uphold. And in that moment, you showed exactly who you were. I can’t call you my dear but let me school you, Power does not corrupt. It reveals. And what was revealed in you was not strength, nor justice, but a willingness to misuse authority without restraint. Another truth worth remembering: You can outrun a lie for a time, but truth has endurance. It does not tire. It does not forget. It simply waits. You have already demonstrated how easily you could abuse power when it was within your reach. That alone should be reason enough for you to never stand near it again not because people refuse to forgive, but because some actions speak so definitively that they remove the need for further debate. And now, two years later, we arrive at a question that should not have taken this long to ask: will you withdraw the case that continues to hold me captive? Or will you continue to cling to a narrative that has long since unraveled? Because at some point, even those who rewrite stories must decide whether they are ready to live in the truth. History remembers people not for what they claim to be, but for what they chose to do when it mattered most. And that, @gloria_orwoba is something no interview can undo. Sincerely, Your Abductee Edgar Wabwire

Orthopedic surgeries especially plating, ORIF, IM nailing inahitaji drill. Unapata a referral hospital hires one, 2 days a week at 20k. Lakini governor hana 175k ya kununua hiyo drill but ako na 3 million ya kununua bulbs za kuweka kwa Christmas tree.

'I don't do politics, especially on mattters of health' ameambiwa aende anunue gloves ndio wastitch mguu. Nawasho ni mbaya.

Emergencies zimeingia alafu ikue ni relative wa politician, wanakuja na kisirani tusaidie mtu wao na vitu ya kusaidia wameiba yote. Sasa wanataka tusaidie na maombi ama? Alafu unapata mtu hapa anasifu politician kwa sababu amelipwa sefen handred.

Sai kuna CS inaendelea hapo theater lakini wanatumia tochi ya simu. Affordable bloggers wako hapa kusifu huyo jamaa wa energy, sina neno mimi. Complications ikitokea ni madaktari hawajui kufanya kazi yao. Mnadhani ni jokes, incompetency ya hawa leaders itakufikia.

Then resign so that we can be led by someone else