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“If a lobster is a fish because it moves by jumping, then a kangaroo is a bird.” - Admiral Paulo de Castro Moreira da Silva
On a couch in your head Katılım Ağustos 2015
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I didn't think anything could be cooler tonight than Kyle Schwarber or Bryce Harper winning the HR Derby in Philadelphia.
I was so wrong.
Jordan Walker homering on his final six swings to beat Schwarber and quiet an electric stadium was WAY cooler. 😂
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You know it’s a major championship week when:
1. Scottie Scheffler is talking about the sweet release of imminent death
2. Brandel is cooking
#skedaddle
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real talk when was the last time you saw a picture from a live event that didn't include a thousand cell phones in it
Luke Arcaini@ArcainiLuke
No matter the result, this is still an all-time picture. 📸: Eric Hartline - Imagn
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Scottie Scheffler on missing the cut last week
"It's funny, one of my buddies who plays out here had a long text to me about what you can do when you miss a cut. He was like, hey, you can practise at the facilities. You can still go to the gym. You can also go to the next tournament. It was basically all my options. He never sent it to me, but he told me about it. I was like, oh, you should have sent it; I was a bit lost."
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In honour of the HR derby, this is my favourite tweet that I’ve ever sent
Joe Orrico@JoeOrrico99
Chris Yelich’s injury page is like a transcript of Chris Berman calling the HR derby
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“Technology is making the world worse. Nothing good has been invented in the last 25 years.”
Seth Harp@sethharpesq
Technology is making the world worse. Nothing good has been invented in the last 25 years. Superfluous, spurious innovations that seem impressive at first, like the iPhone, take back more than they give and ultimately benefit only oppressive governments and their oligarch allies.
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🔥ANNOUNCING: SOLSTICE OF LEGENDS
This summer, we're celebrating what makes this community truly legendary.
Join us July 28th - Aug 18th for our first seasonal event.
More details soon!
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Heard a lot of people are losing this challenge because of me. …sorry? 😂
Fastbreak Hoops@FastbreakHoops5
If you can't name everyone in this photo, you don't really know basketball 🤷♂️
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I would liked to have seen Montana.
RIP Sam Neill.
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StubHub and its CEO, Eric Baker, are being sued for their reported involvement with a hedge fund that engages in ticket scalping.
The $5 million class-action lawsuit was filed Monday by a ticket buyer in response to the report.
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SOURCES: USMNT’s Folarin Balogun’s red card has been rescinded and he will be eligible to play against Belgium.
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You can tell if you would wanna have a beer with someone in the first 2-3 minutes. This reporter, I am out
Christopher Powers@CPowers14
Bro what the FUCK is wrong with everyone ?!?!
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Okay this is probably a stupid question but does the diarrhea explode out of you or do you diarrhea it out and it explodes some time later?
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How did Jordan Spieth celebrate winning the 2017 Open Championship at Royal Birkdale?
"Played cards. Had a few beers ... and then when I got home, Michael was with me and we woke up and watched the final round and fast forwarded through 13 so we could actually watch it without it taking six hours." 🤣
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He is literally the negative spacing
Khi✰@stfukhi
Amen is deadass the greatest doing this with negative spacing around him what a player bro
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100 people showed up to a hearing to oppose a Buc-ee's in Greenwood, Indiana. Only 4 spoke in favor. It was approved.
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