ItsmeGuido

Papa Jesus, ‘yung ganito sana na partner. 🙏 ‘Yung makakasundo mo sa kusina, plus kayang umunawa sa kabaliwagan mo, someone who will always reassure you, someone who will be my ride or die til the end, matured enough to handle heated situation, and ready for commitment.

@zvil05 Ugh. Sarap!

30 mins na douching and preparation, then tatapusin lang niya ng 5 mins.

@0xymaroon Hot.

#NewProfilePic Pwede na open to work sa Linkedin.

Dear Self, When you took this role, it was a completely different roller coaster ride from the automated payroll you had experienced before. Remember those moments you cried and broke down, carrying silent battles while juggling with work and studies, until the weight was overwhelming. Those moments you needed to attend and listen to your online class while another screen demanded your focus, validating the payroll. There were those times you questioned yourself whether it was worth staying, worth trying. Yet, you still showed up and never gave up. Through it all, you’ve learned to be kinder and gentler to yourself. You’ve surpassed many hurdles, embraced the transformation phase, and stood your ground firmly. Today, you celebrate not just a milestone, but the courage it took to get here. Happy 1st work anniversary.

Hirap pag mapolitika ang organization.

Kung talagang matapang ka, bakit ka mang-block ka Jigs Pilapil? Bulok pud imong pangutok. Puno na kami sa ka-DDShitan niyo na todo defend sa Marcos at Duterte. Wake up, motherfuckers!!

@john_apple_pie Latag ko na ba dito? Eme

@MGsuba Edi wow ahahaha

Nagcheat ka with your partner. Tapos nung nakita mo si partner nagpost, naghanap ng ibang top, na-hurt ka. Na-anxiety ka tuloy. What goes around comes around.

@8765Paul321 Di ka mazezero. Eme

@MGsuba Naurrr because? Wala ba kong magiging clients??? Eme!!!

Pano ba maging sex worker? Taena napapagod na ko magwork sa office HAHAHAHAHAHA

Lord, sana itong Bumble match na ito ay magtuloy-tuloy na.

Sheeeet. Napabili ng toys.

@aegon031 🎶 I deserve it, babe. And don’t forget the flowers every anniversary.

No pressure. Just take me on a date. 😅😅

Is it a red-flag pag di ka kayang ipakilala sa pamilya niya?

HR Team.

Ugh, that’s so sweet. Miss mo lang butas ko. 😘

@MarcoMendo49278 💯

do not invest too much of your time to the wrong person. protect your peace!

@PositibosiJ Kahit bagong tooth brush, masasabi mong may signature scent. Ahuehue

@MGsuba Paanong kakaiba? Eme

May ibang tao talaga na kakaiba ang hininga.