Matt Hoffman-Moonves

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@RockstarDMD I tried this with station wagons, and accidentally created a time machine

I bought 2 minivans to breed them in captivity and save their species from extinction

@sammsherm Great meeting you and your dad! 🤘

Not every day you meet a diabolical super genius. Brigade 4 life!!!! @MHMoonves #BigBrother #BB12

I'm not dumb, for the record

One of the greatest things about me is that I am constantly changing lives for the better #Hoffmania

Happy 7-year anniversary to #Hoffmania being available for public consumption! ☘️ v.cameo.com/e/FI48voeDA1b

@TulaneTerry Underrated tweet

CAKE'S dating standards, ranked: 1. Mind like a diamond 2. Uninterrupted prosperity 3. Gets up early 4. Short skirt 5. Long jacket 6. Voice that is dark (like tinted glass) ... 25. Changing her name (from Kitty to Karen)

@michaelbb28 youtu.be/Ul0mDV-p4v8

Straight from Traitors to the Super Bowl. Is there ANYTHING Lisa Rinna can’t do? 😍

I swear it's a real word

@SpencerBClawson Let's not forget that Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) was also in "Final Destination". There are connected fictional worlds here somewhere.

Dawson’s Creek S5E2 finds Dawson visiting Joey in Boston 3 months after they kiss presumably a few weeks after graduation. This is fall semester in 2001. When Dawson plans to fly back to LA but stays for Joey there’s a chance he avoided being on one of the hijacked 9/11 flights.

@PhilliesFan1969 @itskathryndunn Kat Dunn cares.

@MHMoonves @itskathryndunn Who cares?

listing all of the big brother alums who have me blocked on ig 🪦😭 #bb27 tiktok.com/t/ZThyUswQH/

@HankTheBunny Welcome back, hope you're doing well!

what is the worst tv show you have ever seen and why is it big brother

When their plan to book a show at the Rivoli goes horribly wrong, Matt and Jay accidentally travel back to the year 2008 in Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, in theaters February 13.

I have 152k yes thousand emails unread in my box so do I delete and start over or what 🙈😬 also why ……

I ran into an @Annie_BB12 fan while hanging out with one of my #BB12 victims!

@mccraechum Is this one of those celebrity cameos that Probst promised is guaranteed to enhance the game??

I've seen enough, Welcome Back Lawrence from Office Space

@michaelbb28 Reminds me of this classic BB photochop

i think about this often