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They're irate They berate He create ✌️ (#Bippy 🐇Track 'Lazy Bunny' by rob2612 soundcloud.com/rob2612/lazy-b… @DingDongVG @WanWanGames)

@McDonalds if you’re looking to revitalize your marketing look no further than @MiltonTPike1 aka McMilton, a passionate young Canadian man who has taken it upon himself to educate the general public about your products and does all his own makeup. Truly inspiring.

every time i tell my chat that i'm learning French they send me shit like this.

The fact that OW2 prevents many people from playing Overwatch at all already makes it a million times better than the first and I'm not being facetious UwU

@chiisaistars @finalfantasyvii @FinalFantasy @SquareEnix on my way

The theme of my next eyes wide shut cuddle puddle party has a strict dress code. Also if anyone else copies my ape trapped in Chernobyl skin waffle gown im confiscating their plus 1 rats Amazon cuddle bone removing their purpose to get up in the morning.

I like how landlords will fix or do a costly upgrade for everything that broke or sucked to begin with years ago as if it's not a 100% give away that they're looking to sell & just waiting for the lease to run out the clock lol you're not fooling anyone Patty with an "i" fuck off

Someone hire dog the bounty hunter to blow dart the flash into sedation before the ezra psycho buys an electric screwdriver after being inspired by a jeffery dahmer "Steal This Look" jpeg this shit feels like a true crime documentary waiting to happen

@TehMimi Just remember to put it down when start to smell rot-- that there be the ol' finger Twitter tip rot, mhmm ☝️

This is the most I've used twitter in like 2 years.

Wow so many "major news" publications are not just maliciously shitting in the beds of others, but also settin the Bar so GD Low for what qualifies one to call themselves a "reporter." It's harmfully stupid & an insult to the title held w/honest integrity. Jealousy is so tragic.

can't jump and tumble away from your mistakes forever but it's fun to watch

How would one go about starting a petition for the Lamisil monster (aka Digger the Dermatophyte) to be added to the roster of racers in CTR or Mario Kart? He could have a convertible top-down auTOEmobile, guys... this is as important as it is scaring.

I love that it took a search helicopter blinding me for me to look up the fact (w/ads!) that there is an escaped dangerous convict near or around my areas backyards :) they should really have an amber alert/tornado watch sorta blaring insta auto notification for that.

In other news from nowhere. Poor moose...couldn't even get tboned without paparazzi there to capture it. 🍉

@GaelicPrick O ya I got layers of court lore in there it's really shit lol I can put a snapshot of it l8r if u really want to play eyespy the awful references...again I just wanted a terrible crap garden it got outta hand I guess the weeds make it still count

I just wanted to make a harmless shitty garden made out of literal giant shit idk what happened...Nintendo let it happen tho

you can't fool me with your bullshit vegetable book fuckin hamster I know what I see

@blabberdookie Ahh i c weird choice of words on their part I doubt any of those places are legit or fully accurate

late on the news but ppl other than my friends/past coworkers actually shittin on or FINALLY talkin bout how fuckin awful, creepy, & scary inappropriate vic mignogna is was long overdue. That short loud grabby gremlin would make late con hrs a truly hellish memory 4 anyone near.

@blabberdookie What is this ultimately for & wtfs a ghost ban??