Bill Tanner
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Bill Tanner
@MI6_Tanner
I'm the Chief of Staff, and I'm not in the mood. @EarlGreyQTea is my favourite headache. {RP | MV | 18+}

Please no! I'm literally his niece. Please.


WILL- No, do not. Don't, she is allowed. Shes fine! She is with me!

Are you sure you want my shrimpy limbs to touch you?

Non-existent. Never been an issue before.

Don’t mind me. Not a security threat. Just Shrimpys niece.

Oh dear, what a shame, you shall have to avoid me like the plague then. Lest you experience a bout of anaphylaxis.

Well apparently I am a shrimp. I made the mistake of telling Sherlock that you called me one as a joke and now he won't stop calling me it and Mycroft has bloody well joined in as well.



Sigh. “You know, I’d usually be excited to find you like this.”

Carpet? CARPET? I.. was just trying something new.










A caterpillar. A caterpillar????