Paul Wright

Hi everyone. 👋 Just wanted to say thanks for everyone who checked in with me over the past few days. Amazed anyone missed me to be honest. ❤️ Been having a bad relapse of depression, bit of a health issue and problems with my Twitter account. How are you lot doing?

Saka

@Andysbrett Devastating is maybe a trifle over the top for a restaurant closing. I miss the days of proper journalism. You are correct as ever, haven't been to Romford TC, been to Romford quite often for a night out. It's somewhat lively.

@MISTERPDW thoughts and prayers are with you at this most troubling time 🙏 Point to note, it’s referring to the Romford TC. I doubt very much you visit Romford very though, you are far to middle class 😉

long live village cricket

@Andysbrett Good Morning Mr Brett. Unfortuately the phrase " Drive Thru" destroyed me, I can't take any more. Acronyms are silly, mainly used by tiresome people who think they are clever but aren't. Indeed, it's only 6 weeks until Winter starts properly, as the evenings begin to draw in.

@MISTERPDW I’m all for shortening words (within reason) like, pick ‘n’ mix it’s pleasing to the eye however……..acronyms can get in the sea! Especially the ones at work that literally nobody knows what it is. Anyway, winter has arrived and good moaning Mr wright 👋

Half 10 on Saturday and I’ve already 1) released a mouse from one of our humane traps. 2) hoovered 3) Argued with 2 idiots who were driving up the one way street I live on. Funny how I was made out to be the bad guy 🤦‍♂️

@AdrianBryan42 Television is winning this weekend.

@MISTERPDW I've already set the video

@AdrianBryan42 There's a food review programme on tomorrow night which will tickle your highly dubious taste buds. Channel 5 at 17:00. Wetherspoons v Toby Carvery*: Which is better? * A sticky carpet derby.

@AdrianBryan42 @WHATSFORDlNNER

@MISTERPDW @WHATSFORDlNNER

Is it a crime to eat pie and mash without a heavy splash of chili vinegar? 🤔

@Andysbrett They don't. Woolworths was excellent. But unfortunately most things are worst these days. It's Pick and Mix. I will not tolerate the shortening of words. Unless it's on a text message. Even then it's undesirable.

@MISTERPDW I miss Woolworths, they don’t make shops like though used to these days 🙄 And it’s pick ‘n’ mix but you already know that 😉

Fantastic advice.

@Andysbrett That's good to know. Woolworths was very good back in the day. But Pick and Mix never appealed to me.

@MISTERPDW I’ve completed those shops, all can’t average these days. Need to have someone demonstrating things to make it more fun’s You were missing on pick n mix, so much choice for no money at all 👌

@Andysbrett I thought you would prefer the multiple Sex Shops between Peterborough and Lincoln. I have never had Fizzy Cola bottles, pick n mix annoyed me, due to the spelling of and. Thanks for the tip . about Pringles about B & M. I might need 20 showers to cleanse afterwards.

@MISTERPDW It’s a beautiful erection on a dull road 😍 Not a fan of cola cubes? Next you’ll be telling me fizzy cola bottles are shit as well! B&M have Pringles for £1.45 at the minute.

@AdrianBryan42 @WHATSFORDlNNER I worry about your food tastes, my dear old thing. That's merely pig swill.

@MISTERPDW @WHATSFORDlNNER 😆😆😆😆

@cbHatternew @Andysbrett Online stuff is always the best stuff. Even when it isn't, you don't have to deal with the frightful hoi polloi.

@Andysbrett @MISTERPDW Apologies sticking my nose in, but you can do a lot worse than looking at Tripp luggage on line before you go. We’ve had our last two sets from there. With having prices in the back of your mind. Plus luggage shops are dodgy, along with barbers and kebab shops.

@Andysbrett It's a eye sore and a concrete carbuncle. I have never owned a suitcase, but don't carry chopped up corpses around. I was never a fan of such items of confectionary. I prefer proper sweets. But the fact that a tube of crisps is often around £2, is sickening.

@MISTERPDW I’m off to the galleria tomorrow, that wonderful erection on top of the A1. Need some new suitcases. All glamorous aren’t I 😂 so winter can arrive tomorrow whilst I’m inside. Don’t know about Pringles being a £1, I miss penny sweets being a penny! Long live the cola cube for 1p

@Andysbrett Good afternoon Andrew. Lovely day before Winter returns tomorrow. The trouble is far too many people are stupid. That's it in a nutshell. I miss the days when Pringles were a pound. 😢

@MISTERPDW afternoon on this lovely day that the met office have presented us 👋 No medal required, just Pringles 💪 Biggleswade in general is alright, the problem sadly, is, people’s ability to be told they are in the wrong without getting moody. It’s delightful this side of the shire

@steveyoung91574 @LTFC_Dave I did think being burnt alive was maybe a trifle harsh. Joking aside, the club need to stop giving average and/or injury prone players, long term contracts.

@MISTERPDW @LTFC_Dave Blimey Paul only tasering ha ha

Immediate thoughts: No surprise that Nelson or Brown have left. Maybe a little shock that Bramall wasn't kept on but clearly wasn't in Wilshere's plans for whatever reason Shocked at how many players are still under contract though, some good and some not so much #LTFC

Hundreds this calendar year: Zak Crawley: 0 Ricky Ponting: 0 Virat Kholi: 0 Sir David Attenborough: 1 A generational talent 🌟

@AdrianBryan42 @WHATSFORDlNNER That's less food,more of a disgrace to humanity. I was forced to eat Jellied Eels when I first moved to that there London, I was sick after two mouthfuls. That's what she said as well. 😂

@WHATSFORDlNNER Heaven on a plate, right there! I wonder if I could tempt my mate @MISTERPDW ....I'd even pay for us both!

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