MJ Hegar

I’ve been off this platform for 2 1/2 years, but this headline was enough to make me pop in. “It’s time to start flipping tables,” and 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 am 👏🏼 here 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 it! Don’t sleep on @jamestalarico. He’s the servant leader we all need. texastribune.org/2025/09/05/jam…

Teens say social media is stressing them out. Here's how to help them npr.org/sections/healt…

@erwinEmm Been meaning to. Thx for the nudge

@mjhegar As one of my fav accounts still on Twitter, I urge you to move to Mastodon. My network is now there, but I've been monitoring Twitter to keep up w/you. That ends in 3 days when free api is killed, also killing migration tools that make it easier to find you there

@AlyssaFranke The lord grant thee access to healthcare and support you in your pursuit of happiness. May the lord shine his light upon your love, no matter who you love, and protect you from the violence of weapons. No?

Currently a dead heat. The Boebert-Frisch of dumb Twitter polls...

“Muskocalypse” or “Elonmageddon”?

i love how no one has suggested going over to facebook, we’ve all unanimously written it off as boomer hell and would rather have nothing lmao

@mosmos69 @dog_rates Awwww fluffies make everything better.

Is Twitter still here? Asking for a Baxter who’s ready for Christmas. ⁦@dog_rates⁩

Me: Jude, are you going to marry a girl like mommy? You know, strong, funny, smart… **Jude looks sideways at me** Me: What? I’m not those things? Jude: No! You’re strong! And, um… well… smart!

Three U.S. officials told the @AP that preliminary assessments indicate the missile that struck Poland had been fired by Ukrainian forces at an incoming Russian missile. apnews.com/article/russia…

BREAKING: A senior U.S. intelligence official says Russian missiles crossed into NATO member Poland, killing two people. A Polish government spokesman did not immediately confirm the information, but said leaders were meeting on "crisis situation." apnews.com/article/russia…

For almost 250 years the men and women of the United States armed forces have prevailed against tyranny. ​Your example inspires Ukrainians today to fight back against Russian aggression. On behalf of all Ukrainians, Happy Veterans Day and thank you for your service.

Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"

In 7th grade, my friends and I convinced a large number of students to put the name “Heywood Jablome” in the school raffle and when the principal read the name in the gym, we all screamed for five straight minutes. Everyone got a detention. That’s how Twitter feels now.

@b_hegar @joncoopertweets

In a cage fight between Trump and DeSantis, who would win? 🥊

Hahahaha. Bravo @davramdavram

Hey Elon Musk—remember when you said “Kids are essentially immune”? ➡️Well I got an update for ya… "#COVID19 is a *leading* cause of death in children and young people ages 0-19 years in the United States". #CovidIsNotOver #BringBackMasks #COVIDIsAirborne medrxiv.org/content/10.110…

Doug, our CEO, hopes everyone has a delightful weekend. He also wanted to thank the @Twitter team for their support, kindness, and effort in making this platform a better place over the years. We love you, and if you’re moving on, we wish you the best in your future endeavors 💙