Mike Fisher

@breezey60 @LegoLostAtSea Wow...

@LegoLostAtSea If you follow the spine the tail is used in an up and down motion rather than a side to side.

Not entirely sure what this is but we have just reported it to Cornwall Wildlife Trust’s marine strandings network.

You're what now? @JohnLewisRetail

London Black at @eustontap is refreshing.

Now that the Gary Lineker distraction is over, we can all get back to focusing on how the Tories are fucking everything up.

@MalcolmBacchus @PeteBrownBeer Well this is cheery

@PeteBrownBeer Given up going to most pubs, most cafes, many shops and a fair number number of other venues because of the music. Generally the only reliable pubs to go to, in areas I don't know, are Weatherspoons although I'd love to find others...

@megaginge @CalebJHull Golf is normal Dave. A normal man's thing like football And BMW's and LinkedIn and regulation haircuts.

This isn't normal and your kids should not grow up thinking this is normal.

@ShaneLo32712676 @DefactoHumanity @Bamboozle2477 @PastorAlexLove This is your opinion. You choose to believe in god nd the holy spirit without any basis or proof. That is your belief. There is no proof that God exists and that's fine. You do you, but don't start muddying the waters and bring cell division into it!

@MJ_F @DefactoHumanity @Bamboozle2477 @PastorAlexLove The Bible is the inspired word of God thru the Holy Spirit. It is w/out error. You wish to rest w/in the "scientific fact" mantra. Tell me how DNA evolved. How Darwin thought that portion of the cell was inert. How blood learned to coagulate in one place and not another.

Atheists, can you name ONE thing in the BIBLE that your ‘science’ and ‘critical thinking’ can prove to be incorrect? I’ll wait…

@ShaneLo32712676 @DefactoHumanity @Bamboozle2477 @PastorAlexLove That in itself is an oxymoron. Biblical history is ALL human opinion, not scientific fact.

@DefactoHumanity @Bamboozle2477 @PastorAlexLove Genesis was written to a Judean audience. The word "create" in Jewish is "bara." Bara means to make functional. The world may well have existed before, but God made it functional in the Genesis account. You are not familiar enough w/Biblical history to be having this argument

So dull.

@My6Percent Deep. Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, oh yeah

@MJ_F Basically. You can only rely on a few people in your lifetime.

The lyrics to Mmm Bop by Hanson are totally unintelligible. Heard it again just now. Literally no idea what's going on.

We've found Michelle Mone's yacht

just learned about the iowa husband calling competition

@tabamatu @ellepoursdrinks Yeah......

@ellepoursdrinks I just.... eh?

Hi brewers of twitter! I have a question. I received a pin of what was supposed to be a Red Rye IPA that, upon pouring, was dark gold in colour and did not taste anything like a Red Rye IPA. According to the brewer.....

@pollysbrewco @BeerOClockShow Seriously? #firstworldproblems

@BeerOClockShow Hi there, this was an error made by our label designer on the rear information on the can label. We can confirm that the beer label clearly features the style name ‘India pale ale’ on the front of the label design.

That's it. That's the story.

@Nij_Rambles @theAliceRoberts All sorts of yes. Love @theAliceRoberts

@jeffreyjohnbell Well put and very much true.

I love a carol, but can’t shake the feeling that children singing about a religious myth where a young girl is impregnated by a deity is just a bit weird.