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i have two uncles named dan and phil that are also 4 years apart, so when i was twelve i wrote cute and WHOLESOME fan fiction about dan and phil. My mom found it and thought i was writing fanfiction about her brothers

@d1pandp1p hi oomf

Please oomfs interact I miss yall so bad

Cal and Randy should’ve kissed

Dan to Phil after he reincarnated as a bee after he died on his birthday

Real cinema is back

do you think he’s gonna do the castiel voice for a line and then the whole room will clap and then dan and phil will come out on stage with a pride flag

Dan and Phil cannot bake but they raised a generation that can. 💓

Dan didn’t like my phoaster drawing so I drew him as a microwave

@FieldsofMistria @ConcernedApe thank you stardew for inspiring fields of mistria and for indirectly giving us march the malewife

Happy 10th Anniversary Stardew Valley! ✨ Thank you for sharing your creation with the world @ConcernedApe

Could not pay me to marry Clitoris dude he looks so fucking ugly in that suit

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incase i havent made it clear, free palestine, fuck ice, fuck trump, fuck maga, release the files, and a newly special fuck you to the mens usa team.

Also some quick drawings I did back a while ago I had almost forgotten about!! Recently got into Fields of Mistria and really wanted to draw March.. Currently still experimenting on an artstyle for him though >_> #FieldsofMistria #FoM #Mistria

jealousy is a disease March get well soon #FieldsofMistria #FoM

"I just happened to find this at the deep woods" #march #FieldsofMistria #FoM

@gaydisappoint no pfp for me rude /silly

just phouncil on imessage things

Your first lineup of 2026! #TridentsUp 📺 FREE on Mariners.TV

we play a baseball game tomorrow. and the next day. and the next day. and almost all the days after that.

The worst part about being a pro athlete is that if you get the shits they tell EVERYBODY