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@FishSweeper00 @Kapenguria_n @sportybetke Bois rudi shule you can't read

@Kapenguria_n @sportybetke Hehehe , unasaka engagement bro, si umeeka First half Under 2.5 yet ni 3 GOALS IN 36 Minutes😂😂😂

Sportybet Kenya @sportybetke tell me how this bet is a lost bet? Market: First half over 2.5 goals.....

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@AntonioWallahi Angusha

Get ready Get ready

@PeterMugo_HSC @alexnjenga @ira_kenya @ICEALION Are you IRA?

Good afternoon @ira_kenya . What is the process of submitting a formal complaint against @ICEALION . I’m tired of begging them to compensate my claim of Ksh 7.8 million for KDV 187J. The claims department have been taking me in circles since I submitted the claim in late January 2026.

arsenal and atleti game should be televised on al jazeera

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@vivhylet 2-3 Bayern win

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@AntonioWallahi @realDrGambling Man united Win 3-1

@MissLingard14 You can't be stupid and still look the way you do. Pick a struggle.

Okay, so Far Senator Edwin Sifuna Amefanyia watu Wa Nairobi nini since he was elected?

@SKTheKingYT All mid

@abuyamasta Bois mpaka story zako zime ferment

So kuna a married woman alikua ana date ben10, waka date for a while but wakawachana. So jamaa akaona msichana wa mama mwenye alikua amemaliza form four, akamwingiza box wakaanza kukulana, msichana hajui kama uyu jamaa alikua anadishi mama ake, so after mama yake kugundua wanakulana na uyo jamaa, mama alikasirika sana, akaamua kurudisha msichana shule(repeat form four) ndio apite vizuri juu hakua ame balance grades zake. After msichana amerudi shule 3 months later jamaa yeye hajui, si akaenda kukula asali kama kawaida bila kujua mama ya msichana alikua anawa time, jamaa alipatikana na asali kwa mkono, mara iyo iyo kwa police station. Hii jamaa inajua tu hapa hakuna kesi juu hata msichana sio mdogo, she was 18yrs na ashamaliza form four. Siku ya kesi Jamaa alishtuka sana kuona msichana na uniform ya shule, na ivo ndio jamaa anahudumia kifungo yake ya miaka 35 pale Kamiti Maximum prison.

@CrazyVibes_1 Boring boring show

He was paid millions to play a miserable man — and couldn't tell where the character ended and he began. When the creators of House M.D. were casting in 2004, they wanted someone quintessentially American. British actors, they believed, couldn’t pull off the accent convincingly. They weren’t even looking overseas. Thousands of miles away in Namibia, Hugh Laurie was filming a movie and heard about the role. He couldn’t fly to Los Angeles. He couldn’t walk into a polished audition room. So he went into his hotel bathroom — the only space with enough light — propped up a camera, grabbed an umbrella as a cane, and recorded two scenes. He sent the tape, apologizing for how rough it looked. Executive producer Bryan Singer watched it and was captivated. He had no idea Laurie was British. That tape changed everything. The pilot drew seven million viewers. Respectable. Not earth-shattering. But over the following seasons, House became a global phenomenon. Laurie became the most-watched leading man on television, according to Guinness World Records. What nobody saw was the weight he carried. For eight seasons, Laurie worked sixteen-hour days. He was in nearly every scene. Los Angeles on set, London with his wife and three children — six thousand miles apart for nine months each year. The isolation crept in slowly. Laurie had battled depression since his youth, seeking help in 1996. The relentless schedule made it worse. He described “very, very black days” on set, a feeling of being exposed and trapped. The irony was impossible to ignore. Here was a man grappling with darkness, praised for playing a character defined by misery. The line between Hugh and House blurred with every episode. He kept his American accent between takes. Rode his Triumph Bonneville at dawn, finding brief freedom in speed and air rushing over him. But he never walked away. Eight seasons, 177 episodes. He stayed because it was the role of a lifetime. When House ended in 2012, Laurie stepped back. Music called. He released blues albums, toured with a band, and returned to acting on his terms — smaller, stranger roles, a Golden Globe-winning turn in The Night Manager. He didn’t disappear. He just stopped running on someone else’s clock. Playing House was like carrying a heavy, beautiful stone. You can’t set it down. But you can’t ignore its weight. Sometimes the greatest performances come from people who have lived the pain they portray. Laurie didn’t act misery. He understood it.

@Ian_San254 So tufanye?

Sai tumebaki wawili wenye hatujawatch that Stupid overrated TV show called Game of Thrones....

@miss_moraa62251 @_kamaa1 Hapa Mong'ina hujatudanganya?

@_kamaa1 Ukiona Bibi anaplay gospel kwa nyumba kuna two things you are not hitting it right or you a cheater.

Kuna huyu gospel singer from Rwanda anaitwa Israel mbonyi, Kuna siku atafanya nifukuze bibi kwa iii nyumba

@BBCAfrica We all hate him, but for the first time ever, he didn't lie.

Kenyan President William Ruto has faced a social media backlash after publicly suggesting that Nigerian-accented English was incomprehensible and required a translator. bbc.in/4mQQ9vF

@business Liar per excellence

Kenya’s president says his $39 billion plan to build new trains and highways will catapult his country into the first world within a generation. International investors aren’t so sure bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@Ian_San254 The wire is overrated!

Ukimaliza kuwatch Sopranos,The wire,Breaking bad,Oz na GoT na vikings,unafunga mambo ya TV juu there's nothing better to watch.

@Kingvannytz_ Is that Olga Kurylenko?

OMG 😱🍿‼️‼️‼️

@Safaricom_Care Hii ni kipindi ama?

Wacha tuanze vi-light tuu... Hii pasaka ni ya familia pia.. Tunaenda ushago na kaunga, Kasukari hivi.. Tuma salamu kwa lugha ya nyumbani ukitaja mzigo unapeleka ushago. Tumia #PasakaNaSafaricom Every 20th winner gets airtime KES 1000.