Michael D

Boom. Mic drop. 🤣🤣🤣

@oelma__ My cat

Who?

@Kristinartz When I was back in my childhood bedroom posters hadn't been invented!

@Eddie_Stainer Hang in there mate. It will get better.

I’ve had too many days like this lately. I know what I need to do—get up, shower, do normal things. But today I can’t. My head’s winning. A mate’s picking up my prescription because I can’t leave the house. Still sober though. That has to be enough.

@lippyent DNA

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@lady_valor_07 $213

How much do you think I spent? This is a Kroger store! Closest one gets a 🏆

@vxylily My incontinence pad.

Girls, be quiet Men, what is this??

@Lord_Sugar Rubbish, have you never heard of Werner?

Walter

I saw T.Rex back in 1971, in Bournemouth in the UK, just as they were hitting the big time, Loved his raw guitar playing @20th_Centuryga

@wolves_ink Well done! Good luck.

So I posted in December that I had been made redundant after 35 years Well I’ve only gone and landed a job 😊 a complete change of direction for me I’ve become a Chauffuer 👀 I’ve gone from scruffs to work to now going like this And yes I realise i have first day at school look

@Monica55dzrh Peter Green, Gary Moore.

@RobertaFresque2 A trickling stream

???🫠

@Kristinartz She kept telling me to eat, I was a growing lad, and I ended up fat with diabetes

If you were blessed to know your Grandma, what was the one thing that you remember most about her?

Yes

A bottle of Dortmunder Union Bier

@AntiLeftMemes What he said, 👆

Go f*ck yourself.

@TheExtremeMusi1 Need your love

What is YOUR favourite FLEETWOOD MAC song of ALL TIME???

@Lord_Sugar I beg to differ, I think it's an ice pick

Bradle

@Lord_Sugar Iranian Battleship

Orange or lemon squeezer

ANDREW NEIL: In 55 years of covering politics, I’ve never accused ANY government of congenitally telling untruths. But Starmer has taken lying, gaslighting and deceit to a new level mol.im/a/14743517