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The National League west is a current abomination. But that has not stopped the FIRST PLACE SAN DIEGO PADRES from taking their moment. The west is riding a 17 game losing streak. #Padres #Dodgers #Giants #Rockies #DBacks

To honor Cinco de Mayo today the #Dodgers offered a commemorative bobblehead. Each fan in attendance at Dodger Stadium tonight received a free Bobblehead of Dodgers Mexican legend and free agent Don Julio Urias.

The NL West is one of a few interesting battles going on early in the season. Who will win the NL West? Will the #Giants or #Mets be the team to hire failed #WBC manager Mark DeRosa? What will happen?

After being swept by the #Phillies, the hapless #Giants sit in the NL West cellar. Even the Rockies are throwing them scraps. With the clear decline of the franchise, GM Parker Posey is considering a managerial change. No more high school games. Lose the right way. With a pro

With today's Doubleheader sweep. The @Phillies sweep the @SFGiants in their three game series and Don Mattingly remains unbeaten and has the highest winning percentage in #Phillies managerial history. But it was the #Giants who are managed by a high school coach. #SFvsPHI

The #Phillies are looking to heal. They swept a doubleheader from the lowly #Giants today with TWO walk off wins. Temp agency Manager Don Mattingly was thrilled to sweep his equal in high school manager Tony Vitello but is aware Buster Posey built that Giants roster #SFvsPHI

In Philadelphia today, the #Phillies won a ball game by shutting out the Hapless #Giants 7-0. With that win, Don Mattingley now holds the record for best winning percentage by any Phillies manager in team history.

In San Diego, Padres ownership has asked their locker room maintenance team to stop cleaning the room and the showers. With the power absence from Fernando Tatis bat, they think ringworm might bring back his power so they want to keep things dirty. 🤞

Now a free agent. Former Red Sox Manager and Astros coach Alex Cora has signed on as a new spokesperson in a deal with Kolorcans. Congratulations AC! #Redsox #Astros #Alexcora #Fired

After the Red Sox surprising firing of Manager Alex Cora yesterday, there is more news breaking today out of Baltimore. The Orioles have come to an agreement with Red Sox GM Craig Breslow after he submitted his resignation this morning. #RedSox #Alexcora #Orioles #Fired

News from Boston. After a 17-1 thumping of the Orioles, the #RedSox have fired Manager Alex Cora along with half of his staff. Commissioner's office West Coast sources are hearing Joey Cora, Carlos Beltran and BC head coach Todd Interdonato are viable candidates to replace Cora

At Oracle's Pac Stick T&T Bell Park, the #Dodgers can't hit the #Giants pitching. They've lost 2 in a row to a high school coach. GM Andrew Friedman has reached out to Casey Blake who is currently managing little league in Iowa corn fields. Is Dave Roberts on the hot seat?

The New York Mets have lost 12 straight games. Ther are the sewer of the national league. They have a roster of over 300 million dollars and keep losing. But the Dodgers are ruining baseball. Even though they can't even beat the Giants with a high school coach. Baseball is crazy.

In the Launching pad known as Coors field, skeptical Dodger Dalton Rushing had hit more home runs than Ohtani Shohei. Something isn't right. He might have ringworm. The Commissioner's Office West Coast sources are digging into the fishy situation. #LADvsCOL #Dodgers #Rockies

The #Mets have lost 11 straight. Juan Soto has watched every game from Gym Sports bar and is frustrated with his sore calf. Sitting with Mayor Zohran #Mamdani at a booth as the Mayor rubbed his calf, sources report he said, "we do what we can to make New York proud Zozo."

@ZoeAdriel Our understanding of it is because he runs like one. Always running but goes nowhere. Just running in place all day and night.

Just finding out that some Japanese dodger fans call Muncy refrigerator which is funny but also like I need the explanation why lol

The Commissioner's Office West Coast sources are telling us the Dodgers are calling up outfielder Ryan Ward from driving for Triple A. Fred was hitting .324 with four home runs in the PCL. In a corresponding move the #Dodgers have assigned Hyeseong Kim to Oklahoma City.

The Padres are nearing an agreement to sell the team for 3.9 Billion dollars to #Chelsea FC owner Jose Feliciano. Christmas will be now be Kwanza in Sad Diego and #Padres fans are confused. They tend to support Club América of Mexico. Is colonization coming to Northern Tijuana?

Two young Dodgers Players Justin Wrobleski and Andy Pages are shining early this season. MLB is opening an investigation into the Dodgers development program want to know what incentives and deferred money was used to BUY those young players as they continue to "ruin baseball"