MMAROD
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MMAROD
@MMAROD13
Former third baseman who never cheated and the new analyst for the M&M Fantasy Baseball league.
Katılım Nisan 2022
18 Takip Edilen14 Takipçiler

Instead of flipping off fans, we recommend Tim get his head out of his fucking ass.
James Fegan@JRFegan
Tim Anderson said the little moment of pause before his throw on the error was him trying to get a grip on a wet baseball, but said that’s “no excuse” On his tough stretch:
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I’ll tell ya, the weather this spring has really been bad. They say April showers bring May flowers. Well, it’s almost May, where are the flowers?
M&M Baseball@MMFantasy_
Today is a two-day game. An actual two-day game, not built in the chaos of a blizzard.
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Rain, rain go away, when it rains too much we can’t play baseball because of poor visibility and slick field conditions. That’s why the game was canceled, which means it won’t be played today.
M&M Baseball@MMFantasy_
Guardians-White Sox has been postponed.
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Wow, great question. Tough to say since we’re just 10 games in. But it seems the @SpidersCLEV are really underperforming, which means they aren’t doing as well as most expected. But baseball is a long season, there are a lot of games left! Baseball!
BetM&M@BETMMFantasy
@MMAROD13 How far off are we on our evaluations of teams early this season?
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That’s a great question, I’d say hold them while reading my year by year statistics. It’s the new age lullaby!
St. Louis Perfectos@MmPerfectos
@MMAROD13 Sick kids who only want to be held. How can I get them to sleep and stay that way?
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Adding onto this report, Jon. My sources, meaning people connected to the team, suggest the @SpidersCLEV are having a harder time coping with the loss of Acuna and Tatis than I was coping with J-Lo leaving me.
I miss her so much. Ok, that’s the end of my report.
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@BETMMFantasy Well, I’ve never had a needle go into my buttocks. So I’d have to say the splintering of the bat. When a bat splinters, it can be really sharp!
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@BETMMFantasy You know, this negative energy isn’t helping. Please stop airing my dirty laundry to the public. Let’s stick to the game of baseball.
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@BETMMFantasy Never say never. I’m convinced she’ll take me back. I really really want to do steroids right now because I miss her so much. But like I have my entire career I’m going to resist the urge. Take me back @JLo please
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@BETMMFantasy @mmjonheyman1 @WhalesChicago @SpidersCLEV Oh man, thanks for asking me. When I played in New York, I was constantly feeling the heat, sometimes even from yankee fans! Rather than doing steroids like everyone else did except for me, I relied heavily on having strong mental fortitude and my family.
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@mmjonheyman1 @WhalesChicago @SpidersCLEV Clearly their 'plan' wasn't a secret as the majority of voters took the under. Also heard they thought they could pull off the narrative of 'loveable losers' instead of being so hated as the favorites.
@MMAROD13 could you provide insight on the pressures of being a favorite?
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The @MMFantasy_ betters let their money do the talking.
@SpidersCLEV 67% pick UNDER on 72.5 wins
@MmPerfectos 56% pick UNDER on 68.5
@WhalesChicago 75% pick UNDER on 64.5
@MMWashSens 63% pick OVER on 59.5
@CLB_Buckeyes 60% pick UNDER on 45.5
@bisons_baseball 67% pick OVER 44.5
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