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@IraninSA . The fckn US will bomb SA vessels and say it's Iran! Trump is an imbecile!!!!

@KaizerChiefs Kubo magwala ndini!!

❤️✌🏼 #Amakhosi4Life

@KhananiShingan1 Thats why their kids have siblings 9 months younger than them in another house.🥲🥲

Why were our African moms required to go back home after giving birth and not return to their husbands immediately? 😭

@Vodacom @SifisoNkosi7 I dont like this sudden love 🥲🥲

@SifisoNkosi7 We've got our customers covered! Clarity and openness all long weekend long 😅 😜

If he says he "doesn't have a network" this weekend, send us his location, we will check for you sana. We've got you.

@Vodacom Stop it. They dont have network and the fones are lost..ungenaphi wena 🥲🥲🥲

@Vodacom @Yengeka It sounded like you gona say "send us a dm with full details "🤣🤣🤣. Tlogela bo warra ba ipsine please.

@Yengeka Hi Difference. We are sorry this has been your experience, and we'd like to look into it. Is there network in your area?

Can people who are staying at Limpopo confirm if there’s really no network there or kudlalwa ngami😭😭😭😭😭💔

@Vodacom @sleendeel Hayi wena yebo gogo suzingena . If ayikho i network ayikho 🥲

@sleendeel Kuphi eLimpopo so we can check for you 📍

@MuloiwaThendo Bomma weee🤣🤣🤣

Can't believe I was just stopped for speeding on the N1 just before Polokwane. Now the traffic officer took my phone and licence, he said I should come back and get it on Tuesday. I'm probably just going to have to be offline all weekend💔💔💔

@ThabanqKhoza Where's the graveyard? Are the insurance s paid?

I need four people from Tembisa to Polokwane

@HikatekileUnati 🤣🤣🤣 nichitha imizi yabantu

Thabiso from Daveyton, your girlfriend is going to Middleburg to her side guy, she is not going to a church conference like she told you. I heard her telling her friend over a phone call at the salon in Benoni. Her phone was on loud speaker, and i was very annoyed. 😒😒

@Qhawe_Qwabe @Mpumiln @MrMulaudzi_6001 🤣🤣🤣 I wanted to reply but I said nah...

@Mpumiln @MrMulaudzi_6001 Lo obuze ukuthi "isn't Ngwenya a lion?" engathi inkosi ingamkhumbula bakithi.

Ya’ll do not deserve the internet 😭🤣🤣

@Mpumiln Offering 'the dyed one' Mnikelo Madayile

@Mpumiln hilarious 🤣🤣

@mbalis_bakery Ngiqedwa ugogo lohlafuna Moya 🤣🤣🤣

What is Inkomo enoboya?

@ThendoRalph Kushota lesa sprint masebaqondane ne ring🤣

You’d swear it’s WWE superstars walking into the ring.

@lebojoycechauke Milk in the morning..without in the evenings..dont ask me why but it is what it is.

How do you take your coffee with or without milk?

@UtdKobi 01.04

🚨 BREAKING: Ruben Amorim has emerged as a serious and shocking contender for the Manchester United job this summer. INEOS still view him as their long-term option and now believe he can thrive, especially with Michael Carrick stabilising things beforehand.

@BafanaSurprise @tumisole Ziyakhala..🤣🤣🤣

I Bafana Surprise Mathebula published various unlawful, defamatory and false statements against @tumisole Mr Tumi Sole. The publications I made about Tumi Sole were untruthful, unlawful and defamatory. I extend my sincere apology to Mr Tumi Sole for impugning his reputation and further extend my apology to his Family and Business associates.

@RenaissanceAfro @Tsogang3 @Morris_Monye

@MMadayile @Tsogang3 @Morris_Monye Why could someone read your tweets? Nobody know you.

South Africa really scares me. One of the few African countries I’ve not visited and not interested in visiting.

@RenaissanceAfro @Tsogang3 @Morris_Monye If you read all my tweets without rushing to respond you will actually see that youre the ones missing the intended destination of the tweet.

@MMadayile @Tsogang3 @Morris_Monye