TrueMattMalteseFacts

#mattmaltese #madeyoulook #truemattmaltesefacts

#Hesmuchmuchmuchtoosillygoofy #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts

Gotta make a living somehow #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #fiftyonjimmy

🦴 🥕 #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #babybunnycoded #ifeellikehisteethareperfectfornibblingcarrotsthisisunrelatedtothefact

His new cover just floats around in my head like the DVD video logo bouncing through an empty screen #moss #mattmaltese #mossmaltese #mattmosstese #truemattmaltesefacts #tesemaltmoss #mossthewmossmoss

#agirlsgirl #elderlymansippinghottea #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #bestofbothworlds #weakbonesandcutehats

🐎 #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts

Imagine a battle of the British royal army against Maltesers #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #theyllmeltinthesunlight #ripladydi

@matthewmaltese You're a runner not a driver

@matthewmaltese Wow my take wasn't good enough?

Is ‘the Romans walked so I could drive’ a good lyric

@evenifshesalag @matthewmaltese "If I write a big song I'll fly around" he wasn't talking about planes..

@MMalteseFacts @matthewmaltese So if Jesus walked on water is Matt gonna fly. I would like to see this

#Aroundtheparksixtimesandmissyou #inthemorninglight #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #mansalwaysrunningnow

#vroom #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #djtd

#hesgottabefull #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #boysbygirls #bexaston

What are you doing here go stream driving just to drive??? #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #bexaston

#naturalbirth #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #ninthchild #fatheringjusttofather

🤨 #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts

Individual hairs? No way, that thing is solid. #mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #yestheresacircleonhishead #yeshesliceditoffwhenbald #yesitgrewback

@noceurgmint @matthewmaltese No wayyy ♡ HBD!

@MMalteseFacts @matthewmaltese

#mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #safeandsecure

#mattmaltese #truemattmaltesefacts #gregtheegg