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@toshynho Listen to Prosciutto Prosciutto, the lyrics are hilarious

myss keta tocando em white lotus amoooo io sto piena

🇲🇩 If the question is 'What is Eurovision?', these guys are the answer #Eurovision

Still thinking about my teacher who's a comic artist and had the audacity to tell me that I was wrong when I said 'golden age of illustration' because that phrase only refers to comics. Men. Truly.

I got my booster shot with Mariah Carey singing All I Want for Christmas. Good experience 10/10

Keanu Reeves, a famous guy over 50, with an age appropriate girlfriend?? This truly goes to show he's one in a million. She's also stunning, by the way.

My partner's phone is not working, I'm upstairs and couldn't reach him by message so I connected my phone to the smart TV downstairs and queued pronunciation videos that basically told him to turn on the damn thing. Now tell me I don't deserve a Nobel in the science of creativity

Me, dreaming of Facebook's departure... #facebookdown

Comunque devo dire, i nordici che ci fanno una merda per poi venire a farsi la vacanzina estiva in Puglia e il giretto turistico a San Gregorio Armeno sono veramente, ma veramente la spaccimma della gente.

I'd rather not know the correct pronunciation of Sinéad O'Connor, cause I always accidentally correct people that maybe have known her for years and years and yeas and to be honest, it just feels extremely ✨uncomfortable✨ 🙃

Sifting through hundreds upon hundreds of fonts truly is just the fucking worst.

Life magazine, November 1918

This is La Femme Damnée, by Nicolas Francois Octave Tassaert (1859). Two years earlier Charles Baudelaire published Les Fleurs du mal, & 6 of his poems were banned, including “Femmes damnées”. Thread

When did "global tour dates" start meaning US, Canada and the UK only? What, now it's global cause you're crossing the pond and stopping there?

Aside from the fact that #GunpowderMilkshake is possibly THE best title ever created, the film itself was just 10/10 awesome action thriller. I mean it looks immaculate, it's funny and the cast is just PERFECTION.🦷

I accidentally found out I've recently been blocked on Instagram by someone and I'm so confused! I mean, you do you boo, but we haven't talked in ages, I mean what's the point of doing that??? Just unfollow me. And I know you occasionally read my tweets, so-- Hello.

Strade di Milano, due bambini in bici; nove, dieci anni al massimo. Uno dice all’altro: “‘cazzo ne so, Zio”. Chissà cosa si prova a essere zio a nove anni e andare in giro con tuo nipote, di nove anni 🥰

I truly dislike parents with strollers taking up the whole fucking sidewalk. Brenda, your child is elegible to take a loan at the bank, he doesn't need to be pushed, he can walk.

Men on public transport truly know how to make you feel ✨uncomfortable ✨

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, but once you're through the gate it's entirely human skulls.