Mikayla Mianecki

I silently cheer on the people that go 5mph over the speed limit, in front of me in the morning. Thank you for getting me to work 15 minutes late instead of 25.

Finally able to keep my beer outside to stay cold instead of having to take up valuable fridge space or buy ice for a cooler. ‘‘Tis then god damned season.

@1993desgosto @kanyewest Hype wyfe hype lyfe

And I am an iasip die hard.. so anything that Charlie, Kaitlyn, Glenn, rob, Danny, Artemis, David, sandy or Lynne say: I will follow till I die ( or anyone that featured in it)

They.. both need to follow up on new followers plus previous followers. When they continue the character they had before, it make “it’s always sunny in Philadelphia” seem easier to let go

If you don’t make fun of @GlennHowerton for his show, then you can’t make fun of @KaitlinOlson for her show. They..

@yungnewport420 GROWN ADULT IN THEIR (not mid twenties because we are both technically “mid twenty” (don’t age us, hoe.)) WE ARE TEENAGERS

@yungnewport420 Well, fuck

@yungnewport420 STAHP. Ur l8t 2 da gayme, nug

Whenever kyle knows we won't be near food for more than an hour, he makes sure I eat before we leave. #WhatABoo #HeKnowsBetter

@taylorshock You better! 😘

Question: why can't you donate liver like you can bone marrow?

@taylorshock Thanks for the invite lol

@yungnewport420 Kaka

@Nightwatch_Nick is gods gift to women. 😋#HesABooThang

@Bencjacobs @amyschumer ? You?

guys @RHOC_KellyDodd is such a babe. can we be biffles?

The good part about hitting ur own garbage cans backing into ur driveway is that usually they make a better Malinke box than the original