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Boris "it was on your prowess I relied for the saving of our ships; if you fight not with might and main, this very day will see us overcome by the Trojans." The Iliad, Homer, 800 B.C.E

Too many towns and villages have had to accept criminality in their communities because each attempt to deal with illegal traveller sites has fallen foul of the ECHR. The @Conservatives will take back our streets and green spaces, leave the ECHR, and get Britain working again.

Starmer’s plan to pay the EU to run the country for him, as he doesn’t know what to do himself, will at least save foie gras. The EU doesn’t allow vat on school fees either. theguardian.com/world/2026/apr…

@CPhilpOfficial The employee was probably instructed not to tackle to avoid potential injury and subsequent claims against the company. Security officers with licence to have and use tasers.

Disgraceful that Waitrose sacked an employee for tackling a shoplifter I call on Waitrose to urgently reinstate him Of course the failing govt and police must do more to fight shoplifting But stores must support staff and the public who tackle thieves theguardian.com/business/2026/…

@kirsty71 Loverly!

🚨BREAKING: Kemi Badenoch is the most popular Party Leader in Britain! 🇬🇧🚀

@kirsty71 Thanks, happy Easter to you and family with special thoughts to your Dad. I hope he isn't on his own today. XXX

@TheBritishMale @Conservatives Isn't the style of language markedly different between a post by Conservatives and a response from Reform. If this is really what Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman have left us for?

@Conservatives You get that porky bullsh*t artist to spout about Reform, you are in a dreamworld if you think that works. Reform is a clean slate. Tories are a moss-covered latrine.

Reform have been caught lying about council tax…again. This is the truth behind their shocking running of Durham County Council.

@kirsty71 It was only ChatGPT using a photo from a couple of days ago and just wrote "goes to the opera". Glad you didn't object, I was in two minds whether to or not. 😊

@MattTheKing @bagshaw2112 But this didn't try to pass itself of as real.

@MOTEMan4 @bagshaw2112 No, Tom & Jerry was never trying to be passed off as real. Ai is constantly being shared as real, and people constantly fall for it. It's not the same at all.

OMG this cracks me up 😆😆😆😆

@kirsty71 Glad you enjoyed it, you looked great dressed for the event tonight XXX

@MattTheKing @bagshaw2112 Yes because we know it's using AI, just as a cartoonist might use their pen. Someone used creativity and skill to conceive it and do all that is necessary to produce it. As others have said, it is like a modern version of Tom & Jerry, perhaps you don't like that either.

@bagshaw2112 Fake garbage slop cracks you up?

@johnredwood @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Bravo Jacob!

Why do people put out lies about loss of GDP and trade from Brexit based on out of date wrong forecasts? The official numbers for trade and GDP over the last ten years show no Brexit losses, with the UK outperforming Germany for GDP.

On 7 May, Vote Conservative to Get Britain Working Again 🇬🇧

@Andywarholemail @profsked "Made with Flourish - Create a data story" That's what it says and you do know that a story is pure fiction, don't you? @KemiBadenoch

@profsked Maybe a poll Kemi wrote herself! Tories LYING as always...

Badenoch most popular party leader, poll finds telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

@Jay_Beecher @houseinhabit When will it be available in UK Jay?

The launch of my book, Naked Lies, covering my 6-year investigation into the Epstein scandal, has been moved to the 9th April. We'll be launching it at a gorgeous venue in LA with press in attendance, thanks to @houseinhabit, who also has the coolest office in America...

@kirsty71 and as you like it, with lashings of butter 😆 XX

@kirsty71 Yes thank you Kirsty. Just eaten some delicious hot cross buns. Lots of cinnamon and fruit; not one of the weird versions that have appeared such as chocolate and apple on Good Friday.

@CorinaStoc13925 @Blairsun15 An opinion now but you stated it as fact! How are we to believe anything you have to say?

@MOTEMan4 @Blairsun15 My opinion dear that's how I dare.

No matter how fierce the storm, true loyalty shall never falter. King Charles III has my deepest respect, my faith, and my unwavering support—now and always. God save the King.” #GodSaveTheKing #KingCharles #RoyalFamily #Loyalty #Honour #Respect

@Ellie5473630562 @Blairsun15 @blairsun165512 Rubbish! This is a vile, persistent and speculative rumor based on his public admiration for Islamic culture, philosophy, and environmental teachings. While he is a staunch defender of faith and has engaged deeply with Muslim communities, there is no evidence he has converted.

@Blairsun15 @blairsun165512 He converted to Islam