Matt Malone

3K posts

Matt Malone

Matt Malone

@MPMALONE

MN based stand up comic Type 1 Diabetic. Join me in my quest to have Diabetes renamed Brett Micahaels' Disease.

Minneapolis, MN Katılım Aralık 2009
3.2K Takip Edilen396 Takipçiler
Matt Malone retweetledi
John Malone
John Malone@john_malone·
I'm building Alcove Congress: local-first semantic search over congressional and legislative records with ADA Title II accessibility built in — captions, transcripts, sign language overlays, audio description. Apache 2.0. Repo is here: github.com/Pro777/alcove Happy to demo.
English
1
4
3
150
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@yumtapwater Between comic books and Dungeons & Dragons; they got all of my allowance money back in the day.
English
0
0
1
16
UnionEnjoyer (fuck ICE)
UnionEnjoyer (fuck ICE)@yumtapwater·
Today I learned that Shinder's still has dedicated fans across MN!
English
3
0
7
195
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@HenpeckedHal I was alone with my niece the moment she realized the connection between chicken nuggets and the beloved chickens her family keeps. I was worried, but she handled it well. Ordered more nuggets at dinner the next day.
English
0
0
8
605
Henpecked Hal
Henpecked Hal@HenpeckedHal·
Simple facts I'm terrified of my toddler discovering: - public parks don't randomly close - tv's don't run out of batteries - there is no actual world record for "fastest at putting away toys" - chicken the animal and chicken the food are one and the same Got any to add?
English
171
101
3.9K
128.9K
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@daviss I have had difficulties with every Wallgreen’s location I have been too.
English
1
0
1
56
daviss 📸
daviss 📸@daviss·
it's actually insane how awful the walgreens on hennepin in uptown is. it's no joke, anyone whos filled a prescription or tried to buy anything there knows what i mean. sucks because it's a relatively clean refreshed store in great location. other pharmacies have told me they won't even deal with them anymore. i had enough and have been trying for weeks to transfer a prescription to another store and the other store tells me they've tried over and over but they won't answer their phone... 😤 "customer assistance needed in Ice Cream"
English
20
3
75
9.4K
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@LauraRbnsn As a fellow nerdy Theologian I was so excited to see this book. Then crestfallen to see the academic publishing house retail price. Thank goodness for interlibrary loans.
English
0
0
1
27
Laura Robinson
Laura Robinson@LauraRbnsn·
My father calls it my research in nerdology and go to hell Dad for being basically right
English
2
1
40
1.3K
Laura Robinson
Laura Robinson@LauraRbnsn·
Hi! I’m in a new book from Bloomsbury! And it’s very predictable!
Laura Robinson tweet media
English
6
2
69
2.7K
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@terrig103 @BigMack_4 You had such a better mascot than. when I was at Minnetonka. First we had Skippy the duck. Then a guy with a huge foam head called the Skipper.
English
0
0
1
22
WTF America?
WTF America?@terrig103·
@BigMack_4 So as a graduate of Minnetonka when for some reason our mascot was Oscar the Octopus & blue, an angry spud would have been awesome. Moving from FL to MN I found out Tonka & Edina’s biggest rivalry was who was a “Cake Eater”. 😱🤣#Minnesota #Hockey
English
1
0
1
85
Black Phillip
Black Phillip@poe_collector·
@zas11s I’m being sarcastic in my interpretation but this is partially why you’re getting backlash. Dudes who refuse to buy into the weird spicy monkey posturing that men impose on each other are always ridiculed by insecure himbos whose sense of masculine identity hinges on spicy food.
English
5
0
27
774
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@falseroxy I, sadly, threw mine away about 2 years ago. But they did last me, with regular wear, about 33 years. Classic black 3 eye shoes.
English
1
0
1
41
roxy demento
roxy demento@falseroxy·
elderly friends, tell me about your high school docs. i had a pair of 8 hole purple ones perfectly worn in, hand-me-downs from my cousin, and a pair of green 3-hole gibson shoes from tj maxx.
roxy demento tweet mediaroxy demento tweet media
English
19
0
50
1.4K
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@lallathurayya My courses do cover those areas. But it rarer to hear a Theologion from a non-Catholic perceptive. Lots of Liberation Theology, but nice to see some from new perspective.
English
0
0
0
30
Salma ⵣ
Salma ⵣ@lallathurayya·
@MPMALONE She’s definitely not discussed because she’s also a contemporary theologian who dives into sexuality, gender and queer liberation. Her work questions the importance of narratives beyond seeking to shock people with her words
English
2
0
1
76
Salma ⵣ
Salma ⵣ@lallathurayya·
Last year I flew to Buenos Aires because it came to me in a dream then I discovered Marcella Althaus-Reid’s theology
Salma ⵣ tweet mediaSalma ⵣ tweet mediaSalma ⵣ tweet mediaSalma ⵣ tweet media
English
4
1
138
4K
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@lallathurayya Just looked that book up. Always looking to find new Theologians that are not generally discussed in my Grad school coursework.
English
1
0
0
37
Salma ⵣ
Salma ⵣ@lallathurayya·
@MPMALONE Indecent Theology. Go past the “provocative” judgement, it’s incredible work
English
1
0
1
92
roxy demento
roxy demento@falseroxy·
please show me dumb memes you have on your phone
roxy demento tweet mediaroxy demento tweet mediaroxy demento tweet mediaroxy demento tweet media
English
24
2
48
1.3K
kota
kota@todivinefire·
I saw a kid at work today wearing a PWHL shirt and I don't live in a very hockey popular area so that was sososo cool and I love that young girls have these players and leagues to look up to :,)
English
2
6
521
4.4K
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@NasheCeezet_zw My grandmother had the same experience. Her half sister, who she previously had never known about, showed up at her dad's funeral. As the years went on the developed a really nice lasting relationship.
English
0
0
1
68
Panashe
Panashe@NasheCeezet_zw·
A girl messaged me the night my father died. “I’m so sorry about our dad.” I thought it was a typo. She didn’t.
English
108
625
34.5K
1.5M
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@AkilahObviously My brother is working on a new app. I think he is going to lose his tech bro cred, because it actually solves a problem, instead of inexplicably making the problem it was meant to solve worse.
English
0
0
0
24
Akilah Hughes
Akilah Hughes@AkilahObviously·
I think Silicon Valley needs to crumble and start over because they have no idea what people want.
English
4
7
129
2.1K
Akilah Hughes
Akilah Hughes@AkilahObviously·
I already don’t remember any of the Super Bowl ads this year.
English
3
0
69
2.9K
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@sluggymcduggy In the words of my 2 year old niece after riding the ride at Disneyland, "Pirates are rather scary."
English
0
0
0
6
Sea Slug
Sea Slug@sluggymcduggy·
Introduced my niece & nephews to the cinematic masterpieces that are the first 3 pirates of Caribbean movies & we just watched the amazingness that is the intro to at worlds end. That intro never gets old 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
English
1
0
11
181
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@_vtrb @Ruesavatar No his name was Gotlieb Magney. Very much before Ferdinand Gotlieb's time. I am not an expert, but I think my uncle's style would be Art Nouveaux. He designed a lot of what are now classic buildings in Minneapolis.
English
1
0
1
20
V
V@_vtrb·
@MPMALONE @Ruesavatar Ferdinand Gotlieb? The one with the wooden barrel-vaulted ceilings?
English
1
0
2
13
rue🌿
rue🌿@Ruesavatar·
My daughter insists on calling my dad Grandpa Bob, but that isn’t his name and literally EVERYONE has told her this. She is hell bent on trolling all of us. Meanwhile my dad is like…
GIF
English
21
101
6.2K
42.3K
Matt Malone
Matt Malone@MPMALONE·
@Ruesavatar The most cute and whimsical nickname for the least cute and whimsical man ever.
English
0
0
8
192