Mack MacKenzie

.@SidFairgate No disrespect, but if you don't leave, I'll never exist! #SorrySid #YouGottaGo

OOPS, that was meant for Karen. How do I get rid of that?!

Oooh, take off that brassiere, my dear.

.@DianaFairgate Better a dork than a schlub. (Looking at you, @Chip__Roberts)

Do the MACKarena. #HeyyyyMackarena

.@SumnerTweets What do you know? You're involved in this deeper than you say you are. I'm right behind ya, pal. #SenatorSchmuck

@KarenFairgate Karen, what the hell? Remember me -- Mack, your husband? Sid died 6 years ago, hon.

@KarenFairgate Karen, you need professional help. Is there a doctor around?

@mackarenmeg Hey! Nice username! It's an honor.

@Nick___Morrison What? You idiot. You can't convict him without evidence. Let him go.

@KarenFairgate @jmesposito I'm not! Has the schmuck let you out of the room yet?

@KarenFairgate @jmesposito No, sweetheart! What makes you think that? He's coming over to watch...err..."Miami Vice" reruns.

@jmesposito Nah, Frank won't bother us. He's been avoiding me ever since I caught him with Peggy on her desk. 8 o'clock sound alright?

@jmesposito My place tomorrow night? Karen's still missing, so I have the house to myself.

@Gianni862 @Knots_Landing @SumnerTweets @KarenFairgate @AbbyEwingSumner @Chip__Roberts Thanks, man!

@Nick___Morrison Yeah, that'd be good.

@Nick___Morrison So...have you got any idea who killed Ciji yet?

@Ben____Gibson Ben, you forgot to turn "Caps Lock" on.

@Joe___Cooper Why, I oughta...

@Joe___Cooper Why? Your only purpose was to "look after" Karen. I'm handling that now.