Matt Somerstein

can we get some a.i. to pick plastic out of the ocean or do all the robots need to be screenwriters?

Baseball movies give me nostalgia for a time when people cared enough about baseball to warrant making movies about it.

Was his cameo in dodgeball a cultural rebirth for Chuck Norris or was I just too young to be aware of Chuck Norris jokes before 2004?

The good guy with a gun people saw a good guy with a gun and then executed him.

Another weekend of Bill Simmons proving he knows nothing about football

Man, what a year these 8 days have been

@JDVance Wow the amounts of likes on the comments calling you a liar are really inspiring

Every congressional democrat and every democrat who's running for president should be asked a simple question: Do you think this officer was wrong in defending his life against a deranged leftist who tried to run him over? These people are going to try to arrest our law enforcement for doing their jobs. The least the media could do is ask them about it. x.com/i/status/20089…

We’re like a year away from Netflix selling dvd players

Feel kinda bad for Erika Kirk, she probably doesn’t even like pro wrestling.

This is not to say conservatives love Rob Reiner, they prob didn’t (I mean he’s a Jew) but Spinal Tap, princess bride, When Harry met sally, all staples of American media but theyll have to roll over and say they never liked anything once Trump says that’s not allowed.

No one loves Rob Reiner for political ideology. He’s an American icon who shaped so much our culture way before Trump was your god. This is what sucks about today’s conservatives, they’ll have to throw away anything they may actually like just to appease this one huge loser.

@JayWeber3 Right, Rob Reiner is an American icon, not a grifting podcaster

Lefty social media is insisting there's all sorts of conservative hate being targeted at Rob Reiner. I have seen none of it on this platform. None of it.

@BretWeinstein Right Rob Reiner was an American icon long before the entire gop lost their entire fucking minds.

Notice that the American right is NOT celebrating Rob Reiner’s murder. I see post after post honoring his remarkable contribution to our culture despite his strident embrace of progressive lunacy in his later years. This is America displaying our common humanity. May his memory, and his remarkable body of work, be a blessing to us all.

Excited for Bill Maher and Gutfeld to come out in defense of trump’s comments on Rob Reiner… two guys that really know comedy.

If Rob Reiner were a Christian extremist and not Jewish, trump would be fired for his comments on his death. On the other hand if Rob Reiner had been a Christian extremist, he wouldn’t have had any talent.

Props to Lebrons hair for staying on his head when he rubs the sweat off every 12 seconds

I really don’t understand the regular people that are still climate change deniers. It’s 85 degrees in October, obviously the climate has changed. Why is this so personal for you? Was your grandmother an oil rig?

wild to me that Uncle Ben is not Ben Rice’s nickname. Either way, Let’s go!

It’s too bad RFK Jr. didn’t try to go against Trump cause it woulda been kinda hilarious to hear Trump shamelessly make fun of the way he talks.

The Contest episode of Seinfeld but Elaine is trying to hook up with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

@HaleRulien @SecKennedy 77 million Americans have no idea what they’re talking about.

@SecKennedy 77 million Americans can’t be wrong! We stand with Bobby!

We became the sickest country in the world. I need to make sure this doesn’t happen again.