Caitlin Shark

Tommy Lloyd? More like Tommy LOST. Give me BILLY DONOVAN!!!! #UNC #GoHeels

On my bachelor party trip, here are results: High noons consumed: enough to satiate Shakopee, MN Vocal chords: permanently damaged Cigarettes: a magician never tells Sports bets won: 1 Sports bets placed: 7 One Direction songs sang on Karaoke: more than you Ferda

I’m the Michael Jordan of One Direction today #stews

@_crackedjustin_ I hear they’ve got a pretty tight knit hall of fame, do you know anything about it?

@MP_Buckets That added E makes us so sophisticated. Seems like a 1A 1B situation. If he was American he would’ve been born at Upland Hills Hospital and a Pointer. An insane add on an already historic Forensics team. Not sure about the fit for sports, maybe on the DP soccer team

I’m torn bc I love Harry Styles but also Mineral Pointe #Stews

@UNCBarstool Preach brother

Hubert got his gm. He got arguably the best freshman in Carolina history (not the whole season but plenty of time for seeding purposes). We had one of the more expensive rosters in the country. We have Jordan brand. He has everything, and damn near his only success is a fluke.

Skol.

Growing is really just realizing Sum 41 are the Beatles

@CollegeHoops How on earth has Melvin Scott not been named

Name a random UNC basketball player. We'll start: Tyler Zeller

@_crackedjustin_ wyd April 2-5?

Following a secret Santa exchange, I can now proudly say that I own a customized Drake Maye Vancouver Canucks jersey. Gonna go out on a limb and guess that is the only one of these in the world: 1 of 1. @drakemayeloverr how we feelin? Is this allowed?

CONFIRMED: Joey Gorgen will NOT appear in ‘Avengers: Doomsday’. Per: @Variety_Film

he said what?

Quad 1. Take that @ESPNLunardi

Drake Maye

Fiancee and I were laughing and then I just bumped heads like Dart and Skattebo #chemistry

Worst text I’ve ever sent by a comfortable margin, not event remotely close

I just left Minneapolis, where I was honored to meet with a number of grieving famlies and hear about their beautiful children--in particular Harper (10) and Fletcher (8), who died in the Annunciation school shooting. I also met another beautiful girl who is recovering well, thank God. We discussed a lot, but all the families had a couple of immediate requests: First, to pray for Sophia, who continues to fight for her life every day. Pray for her health, pray for her swelling to be controlled, and pray for strength for her parents, doctors, and nurses. Second, don't give the shooter the attention, but focus on the kids who were taken from us. I learned that Harper had a smile that could light up the room, that she loved visiting the national parks with her parents, and that she looked beautiful in her first communion gown. I learned that Fletcher was rambunctious and energetic, that he loved football and basketball, and that he had an amazing head of hair. Yes, they were taken from their families far too soon. But in their short lives they made a big mark on the many people who loved them. Let's give them the attention they deserve.

Sophia’s Dad asked me to share with everyone that her condition is stable but still critical and the family is asking you to keep praying for her. Lots of prayers. They are thankful for the love they have received from the community. Sophia is a fighter.

At Taberna (bar) First karaoke song of the night: Best Song Ever Second karaoke song: Don’t Look Back in Anger These would have gone nuclear in Sussex but in Minneapolis? Mildly impressive. Let’s fix that @iamtomskinner