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@MQaasim7

You play stupid games you win stupid prizes. Mostly irreverent humour.

Cape Town Katılım Mayıs 2012
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My two moods while driving. On the left when I’m singing passionately. On the right when someone stares at me for too long while I’m singing. I was going so hard to Read My Mind by The Killers here
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Je Suis 🤌🏽@jamess_jamie·
Getting into it again !
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Tyla’s Uncle
Tyla’s Uncle@_rorrryyy·
People keep trying to convince us Tyla is a khia, meanwhile she’s won EMAs, VMAs, AMAs, BETs and Grammys.
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Watched Brakpan Chronicles I was shocked hunny I was in tears
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Okay I haven’t bought new shoes in years but what the fuck why are old skool vans 1400 rands
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The second you figured that I figured you out Now you look away when I look at you now
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A room full of doctors and an inkblot
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@stanfordamian Knew you were a real bitch with real taste ever since I met you
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Imma just reply to this email “die mense is op Arafat!” And call it a day
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You seem pretty sad for a email that ends in kind regards
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She’s a mess lawd help me
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wiLL@willfulchaos·
the snake when maddy and cassie opened nate’s coffin:
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Roro ☃@RoRoFli·
"Babe, On a scale of 1 to 10, how jealous are you?" Me: who gave you the scale!?
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Now why does this chicken schnitzel taste like Kelloggs cornflakes
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Are you telling me Maddy didn’t even check the bag for the money 🫩 did they learn anything critical in high school
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benny@benlikethiss·
this is genuinely fucking frying me 😭
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Je Suis 🤌🏽@jamess_jamie·
Me and a beverage 🤞🏽
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Need someone to undress me.
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@NotAshsDad Omg it’s girly pop 💝
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Definitely_Not_Gavin
Definitely_Not_Gavin@NotAshsDad·
Finished off the weekend by taking down Team Rocket in Silph Co. 🎮🕹️👾
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